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cheers! to kroger brand seltzer water for improving the perforation on their fridge pack boxes

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

I know my Augie Doggie and that is an other bullshit dog. it is in fact one of the most menacing dogs ever made. I laugh at stuff like this

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

it's a real will-they-won't-they in here (the "they" in this equation is me and the episode of club random with Tom Green)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The way Universal UHD discs just roll into bonus features after the movie is over is total Laserdisc shit... an I LOVE IT!!!

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

trying to practice peace and forgiveness in my old age, but the author of this super mario bros. 2 playthrough on youtube is a rude, thoughtless little pig

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Went to Arby's for lunch and they had this playing on the TV. Very bad sign for that Arby's, very bad sign for the world.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Hovering over the amazon page for Dune on blu-ray, sweating profusely

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I can hear somebody in my building is watching Twin Peaks tonight awww

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

I am on a train to go across state lines to purchase the second car in my life that I've gotten from my sister and I can't wait to drive it back home so I can be on my computer while watching everything on the vinegar syndrome bluray of Cannibal the Musical

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

bluesky PLEASE add this!!! I NEED one of these bad boys next to my name!!!!

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I am not celebrating James Woods' house being burnt down because 1) my soul is at peace and has no use for spite 2) he probably had some cool stuff in there (laserdiscs, playboys, etc.)

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

I was with a girl and instead of kissing her at midnight (too scared) I walked over to a framed photo of my aunt and pointed to it and deadpanned "this is my aunt".

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

will I be reunited with all of my poop in heaven

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

sentient CPR dummy Jimmy Carter has puff puff passed smoke a heavenly bong and enjoy your eternal malaise, in heaven, which I DEFINITELY BELIEVE IN, BABY!!!!

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

A thread of my TV show ideas 1) basically it's a normal suburban family sitcom but the family lives on a small island every single episode they drop some juicy nugget that gives insight into living on an island; trash pick-up, ferry problems, municipal stuff, etc.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

lord help me the children in this house simply refuse to "shut da fuck up" >_<

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not too much of a desert person... I'm a dinner guy!

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Irrefutable proof that Die Hard is indeed a Christmas movie!! (courtesy of @jixbyphillips.bsky.social)

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I used to get woken up by the sound of my vcr finishing taping something overnight and clicking off and rewinding. but those days are over. now a days I am woken by santa

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

gotta stay up late so I can keep making secret lists

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

I really love safeway/kroger (both are equally good) brand frosted mini-wheats and think they are better than the namebrand stuff. Also, the Malt O Meal kind taste exactly like the name brand stuff, which is bad in my case. Weird to think about.

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

(Chinese) you mean to tell me a dog dogged this dog

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Here it is right here. A check made out to you, Anal Cunt, for $3,000. All you have to do is sing three Anal Cunt songs. “Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock's Toenail Collection” That’s $1,000 right there. You know the words–it’ll be easy.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

There is a full-ass sized dog living in my apartment building. I can hear it rapidly trotting down the hall right now. I want to engage with it, and make it become evil

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I was charismatic enough to lead small armies into Target so we can just smash it all up

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

never give me a gun

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment