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Fanged Dowager Men should think twice before making widowhood women’s only path to power.
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God my only pet peeve is lying. Lying to me about dumb shit is the easier way to never see me again. I will find out and I will stop speaking to you.

Idea for an alternate reality western about a convenience store in Texas. We’ll call it Big Gulp in Little Gulch.

Bad day? Feed a pig and some chickens apples. Featuring Alan and Lucy at misfit mountain.

Buying tickets to a SETI presentation at the Green Bank observatory!

Please excuse me while I’m having a mental breakdown

@abigaildisney.bsky.social @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social

We have a higher wealth disparity than France before their revolution that famously used guillotines

👋 Capitalism👋

I am one understaffed ER visit from a Casket.

Calm people live and tense people die.

Getting my fire pit and chair set up for the eclipse

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Having a bad day? Let Lucy-fur help.

You have planted your last potato.

just the bare bones of a name, all rock and ice and storm and abyss. It makes no attempt to sound human. It is atoms and stars. It has the nakedness of the world before the first man—or of the cindered planet after the last

Is it a fit or are you just a conventionally attractive white woman?

Now I have Two Reasons to like Minneapolis. This theater group and @whatifpod.bsky.social

Happy Valentines Day from the worm currently piloting RFK Jr.

You know I just like Thomas Jefferson. www.monticello.org/research-edu...

They’re finally here! @whatifpod.bsky.social

The reason I have to sleep in weird positions that fuck up my neck

Me right before I call a man out on his bullshit.

Call me Cassandra the way no body fuckin listens.

Well I’m apparently a gun person now.