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"Run/Hide/Fight" is the most depressing trio of words produced by this god-forsaken country in a while

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Apparently Elon Musk locked himself in his office at Twitter after being booed onstage at a Dave Chappell show. Staff were worried he was going to hurt himself. So, keep booing. www.mercurynews.com/2023/11/08/e...

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

While my distaste for the Star-Spangled Banner has only grown since 2019, this still stands as one of my favorite things I've ever written @mcsweeneys.net

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movie you watched more than six times, gifs only

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i am 102 years old breathing is difficult. i sit up in my bed with an energy i haven't displayed in years i break my yearslong silence "gulf............ of.............. COVFEFE!" i die the gen E nurse begins her investigation into this mystery

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do germans know they sound like that?

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not now darling, daddy is forming parasocial relationships with his favorite podcast hosts

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@paletteswap.site turns one year old at the end of the month, and we're dangerously close to 5K Bluesky followers. Can we make it?!

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one thing utterly lost by music streaming is the beauty and chaos of Shuffle All i started my day with "Rack City" -> the opener of Swirlies' Brokedick Car EP -> a deep cut off Megadeth's Rust in Peace no algorithm or curated playlist will give you that

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

everything is about me

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I'm so sick of people being congratulated for resigning (not here, just in general, everywhere). resigning does nothing but open up a seat to a loyalist. remember that CIA manual about disruption we were all talking about? malicious compliance? what happened to that???

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

men will say astrology is stupid then believe in the supernatural powers of a 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash

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jelly roll is a false flag operation i do not believe there is a current musical artist with the name jelly roll the cia is up to its old tricks again

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just rawdogged a bathroom break: - no phone - no ipad - no book - no back of the shampoo bottle - no wiping - just regrets of the past and fear of the future

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

hell yeah

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asahi is the most weed-smelling beer.

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apple gif search is completely worthless

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick vs Drake is one of the best rap beefs of all time, but don't forget the classic Ghostface Killah vs Osama Bin Laden

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The past month has been crazy. The city I live in caught on fire, I had to move to an entirely new neighborhood very suddenly, and Kendrick called Drake a p*dophile at the Super Bowl. i'm tired and would like some rest please.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

friends are a lot like SNL. you got your full-time cast members your featured players some failed auditions a few abrupt firings and those who didn't impress at the local showcase set

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

our modern day rasputin doesn't even have magic orthodox powers, this sucks

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

elon musk seems like one of those guys who would say "i don't really like music."

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i met an irish dude who wouldn't stop trying to promote his projects to me i'll never forget ol' Seamus Plug.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

i've never heard a more presumptuous statement than "Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed." you think folks are out here memorizing your depressing robot menus??

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

i have begun shortening "mumbo-jumbo" to "mum-jum" nobody likes it.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

congressional democrats post more on social media than i did at 24 when i was trying to get everyone to like me

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