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Don’t camp on our spawning spot. two more shows saturday night @comedycastlemi then next week scottsdale and tucson. jackiekashian.com whee.

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Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

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A group of wolves is called a pack and a group of Nazis is called a CPAC.

submitted 5 hours ago • 35 comments

Bullshit. Apple has already capitulated to the UK on encrypted iCloud. Apple will continue to erode the privacy of users on Apple devices and services as needed to remain on top of the mobile market. 9to5mac.com/2025/02/21/s...

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Welcome to today's episode of Shut The Fuck Up Friday! Check out this video for some tips from a local lawyer for those of you headed out to the streets to protest. You're a target of the state when you take action. NEVER talk to police & always STFU! Full video in thread👇

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This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op

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Oh fuck, what a grift. J6 terrorists sue a DOJ controlled by Trump; Trump orders DOJ lawyers to settle for an undisclosed amount, both sides agree to an NDA. This can happen dozens, hundreds of times. Just an ingenious way to funnel tax dollars to far-right terrorist groups.

submitted 22 hours ago • 71 comments

French far right leader Jordan Bardella cancelled his speech at the CPAC conference after Steve Bannon made a nazi salute. When you're too far-right for the French far-right, you're not just cos-playing the nazis to 'own the libs'. You are an actual nazi. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 22 hours ago • 18 comments

I didn't spend my 20s eating ants and berries in a foxhole during the Revolutionary War to have another king.

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Trump is posthumously pardoning Jeffrey Dahmer, Claiming Dahmer’s victims “shouldn’t have covered themselves in barbecue sauce”

submitted 23 hours ago • 29 comments

Everything President Musk says is "bad" or that the "left" was pushing in his CPAC interview ... It's EVERYTHING he is currently doing. Elon IS A BUREAUCRAT Elon OPPOSES free speech Elon is WASTING GOVERNMENT MONEY ELON IS A LIAR and a CONMAN.

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These Apple shills trying to say what Apple did by removing the end-to-end encryption was "good" and "refusing to comply" are fucking morons. Full Stop. Apple fully capitulated. The UK doesn't need a backdoor if Apple just hands them the unencrypted backup from iCloud when they request it.

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The “founder” of Tesla has a fault brain, but no one is recalling President Musk - The Ultra Nazi edition. It’s almost like Teslas are unsafe and unstable garbage cars made by an unsafe and unstable garbage person. arstechnica.com/cars/2025/02...

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You know President Elon is going to buy all this and rebrand it as “X-charge” or some bullshit, right? www.theverge.com/news/617235/...

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Hey congressional Republicans, still waiting for you to announce how much you’re cutting from congress’ own $6.5 billion budget….

submitted 1 day ago • 251 comments

ICYMI- my latest single/music video came out a few days ago. Inspired by @somemorenews.bsky.social’s coverage of all things boars (see the playlist below, it’s quite a ride)

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No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

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Didn’t the leader of Argentina have a whole schtick with a chainsaw? His that go for him? www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...

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It’s been a long fucking day, I’m tired, and I misspoke. Let me rephrase it in a more correct way. Fuck Hakeem Jeffries and almost every other elected Democratic official for forcing me to be the one to get arrested instead of them doing their goddamn job and being leaders.

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President Elon is EXTREMELY CASH POOR. Musk has zero actual dollars. slate.com/technology/2...

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I demand that President Musk deorbit his head from his ass ASAP. arstechnica.com/features/202...

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So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

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So Bezos is going to star as the next Bond villain, yes?

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