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If Musk filled promises as often as he filled semen donor cups he wouldn’t be in the mess he made for himself.

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Trump hates his new nickname TACO so out of respect we made this song! 🌮 🕺🎶

submitted 1 day ago • 42 comments

AI is just the dots. Not the connective line between the dots.

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Trump pardoned Paul Walczak, a nursing home executive who illegally withheld millions from his workers' paychecks (while buying a luxury yacht). The pardon came after his mother attended a $1M-per-person Trump fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago last month. Everything is for sale.

submitted 3 days ago • 172 comments

Apple is just straight up telling consumers you better be upgrading EVERY SINGLE YEAR or get left behind with this move. #iOS26 9to5mac.com/2025/05/28/i...

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So AI can do amazing things, but it can’t be bothered to ask for permission? Tell me again why we should let AI bros do WHATEVER they want with ZERO constraints or consequences? www.theverge.com/news/674366/...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Good. Fuck Duck Dynasty.

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JD Vance’s paternal grandfather was a racist couch according to Klancestry dot com.

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

The 220 top buyers of Trump's memecoin will have dinner with him at his golf club tonight. The average price of admission is $1M per person. Trump is literally selling access to government to the highest bidders.

submitted 9 days ago • 168 comments

I think if we just banned artificial tanning and self tanners, then EVERYTHING would sort itself out in like 10-14 days. No one would listen to a pale ass Trump or RFK Jr.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Josh Fresee didn’t have the finesse required for Foo Fighters. Hate me all you want, but he was not the right drummer for the band. You know I’m right. Use your ears.

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Dan Bongino was the Deep State all along … No twist. www.nj.com/politics/202...

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So he’s finally going to shut up? Good. www.pennlive.com/entertainmen...

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Dear Disney: PIGS IN SPACE: THE PORK AWAKENS Let's go

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

I somehow never knew that.

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

So SNL 50 is just gonna go out punching down on everything? Cool cool cool cool cool. … not

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Reminder: the Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen posts are just to distract from the Qatari "gift" or the fact that he's trying to rip Medicare and Medicaid from millions of Americans right now.

submitted 15 days ago • 918 comments

Full SXSW show: youtu.be/zWz5gSc-wc4

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

The story is not about Taylor Swift or Bruce Springsteen. The story is about Trump’s mental health.

submitted 15 days ago • 295 comments

Someone explain this to me? Bigger plane = more gas How is the government spending **MORE** money to fly that orange fat ass around an example of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) doing its job? Where's "Big Balls" telling them "NO" because its not "EFFECIENT"?

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Chicago tonight at Cobra Lounge! All ages! Doors 6 Show 7 over by 9:45 In bed by 10:30

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Just a reminder for any member of Congress who seems to have forgotten...

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