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Found in a 1962 issue of Horizon: some uncanny poetry.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

I suppose it's tempting to view this as a potential off-ramp from our cultural failures here, but it's kinda like fantasizing about a potential meet-cute outcome as you're pulling on the ski mask, about to bust through your neighbor's window with the intention to beat them bloody and rob them blind.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

More and more I think the acquisition of a billion dollars should provoke the realization that you've wasted your life hurting people, and you should probably jump out of a window from whichever of your penthouse suites is highest up

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I kinda hope it's a full blown laugh-tracked episodic sitcom, like saved by the bell with weird forehead prosthetics

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Shoulda burned that whole place to the ground, plowed the ashes under, and shredded the perpetual lease deal with Cuba, but noooooo, we're never giving up on our dirty little torture hole.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

A good reason to go see your local shitkicker bands at your local shitkicker bars, where the algorithm is "who can we get to show up for 50 bucks and a small cooler of cheap beers?"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe since 1775, and if things keep going this direction, 1215

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

what the last 2 weeks of American politics has taught us is that we need to put Kendrick in charge of the DNC

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

Hope this gets resolved before the clowns up in the state house start feeling like they have to make hard choices between milwaukee and madison

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

How I think I look when teaching / How I actually look

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Proposal: when your net wealth hits a billion, you get a hat that says "I Won Capitalism!" and also a one way ticket to a small island where you can hang out with the rest of the winners in luxury for the rest of your life

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

If we're disposing of the previous constitutional order anyway, I propose that Bills of Attainder should be allowed IFF they're about billionaires

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

For your consideration: a song about 'merica. www.instagram.com/reel/DFq5HYZ... @lilyslay.bsky.social

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

It'll be fun times trying to tell legitimately disgruntled ex-cia from assigned "ex"-cia at every vaguely leftish gathering for the next decade

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

i just want to say for the record that it's bullshit that i still have to go to work even though democracy has collapsed

submitted 17 days ago • 30 comments

If your friends don't think you're a freak weirdo Luddite, scratch that, if you HAVE any friends, your opsec is not good enough if They decide to Go After You.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be tech nerds

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

No honor among leopards, NYFO

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

*Entirely* too many South African billionaires making decisions in the American media space these days

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments