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jmalfoy.bsky.social
27|Aries|she/they Car go fast enthusiast, queerbait show enjoyer, overall nerd, and somewhere in my heart I am simply an 80 year old grandma trying to crochet her 17 grandkids sweaters.
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Well well well, if it isn’t the things past me said were future me’s problem.

Barnes & Noble in Georgetown with a stark “Bohemian Rhapsody”-referencing book display this weekend.

Chat I’m going to a bookstore after the race, should I pick up an f1 inspired romance?

Yep fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, congrats and welcome to the tifosi.

P2, P20 what’s the difference really? The graphics don’t matter.

Wait what’s the safety car for? We’re just letting it out for funsies now?

As a certified Lando Norris hater, I am happy. He was way off.

This race could have been an email

Me: yeah no, I’m just a casual enjoy of things. Also me: makes a presentation night for my birthday so I can force my friends listen to me yap about f1 for almost an hour.

How can anyone Forza Ferrari under these conditions (being in the US)?

Nothing - absolutely nothing - prevented news organizations from running this headline before the election, when it was equally true as now and could have made a difference.

DEI stood for Da Economy Intact

leaving kudos and comments to cheer you on because i am so normal about this

All I’m saying is that some stories don’t need a sequel.

So maybe it wasn’t me.

Be a Ferrari fan, they said. It will be fun, they said. WELL ITS ALL TEARS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD RN.

NERD!! (affectionate)

Max what do you mean Charles had a broken front wing?!?

OSCAR’S FIRST (full race) POLE!!! WHOO!! 🧡🧡🧡

Being an f1 fan in America is damaging to my sleep schedule but I guess this is what I do for love.

A great quote from Joanna Russ.

Y’all I just remembered Max is gonna be a dad soon. Crazy stuff.

WHOOO LEWIS!! First of many Ferrari podiums this season. FORZA FERRARI!! 💚🤍❤️

HAMILTON WINS FOR FERRARI

I had Ferarri as one of my constructors in f1 fantasy for Australia and they lost, I remove them and Lewis wins the sprint. Coincidence?? Probably, but I’m not gonna risk it. This is my sacrifice. 🏎️🫡

waking up from up from a nice nap, and scrolling your phone

“Well I believe in the first amendment…and brunettes” -Lie to Me S2 E22 Amen.

Me to any fictional character with brown eyes. (I am weak).

It’s finals week for me. Wish me luck. (Or don’t, I have no say over your life)

oscar being told to hold position in his home race...this used to be a real sport

its only the first race pls 😭😭😭

She’s so beautiful.