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Guy from Orlando. UCF, Dolphins, Heat, and Panthers.
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My biggest question for Severance tonight is how did Adam Scott have all of those haircuts?

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Have to imagine every MAGAt booed the Pfizer super bowl commercial of the kid running down the street Rocky style after beating cancer.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

So I’m assuming this show ends with everyone singing Hey Jude with Paul McCartney.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Debbie Downer is undefeated.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is the first SNL commercial break where you can flip to the ASG and actually see basketball being played,

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

It’s pretty wild how long Jost and Che have done weekend update. They have to be the longest running duo in the show’s history.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Lowkey said his lines better than anyone else though.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I love they didn’t even attempt to make Eddie look like Tracy Morgan.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

They had to add so many seats for the SNL 50 show that the sketches are like 3 feet away from the front row.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

This will probably end up being the worst Heat team since the 15 win season.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

At this point, I hope Spo plays Terry 30 minutes a game. #WaveTheWhiteFlagg

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy sitting in Big Face Coffee watching everyone getting traded.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine after 2005 the Heat traded Wade. Mavs fans gotta be sick.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe Adam Silver held the Mavs up at gunpoint to trade Luka to get people to watch the NBA.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like we're in the glory hole. Word to Jerry Jones.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t have to worry about the price of eggs if there aren’t any eggs.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Not a single Heat player here. Mid-ass franchise.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Kind of hoping the Heat get mostly picks back for Jimmy and not too many players. Just let this roster go hard and lose a lot of games to get in the Flagg sweepstakes.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I love that even in his story the people he's talking to ask if he's kidding.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Might have been the nastiest coin toss I’ve ever seen,

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta change ownership to do so.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Chiefs: “We’ll never see a better play of a QB throwing a TD to his TE falling down.” Lions: “Hold my beer.”

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Zane Gonzalez must’ve rubbed his head one too many times.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

The Chiefs are so annoying.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Game over already?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Thunder’s SGA is going to be a problem tonight for the Cavs.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Cavs’ size is going to be a problem tonight for OKC.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe the Vice jerseys can get Jimmy's joy back.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

W.A.A.R.F.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack play in your head.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Sam Darnold, get ready to get a backup contract buddy.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments