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Indianapolis resident. Broadcasting professional. Serial hobbyist. Owner of a terrible fantasy football team.
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School play gets canceled for "inappropriate content". In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival. www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...

so many time machines are going to arrive at a hospital nine months from now

This is a fantastic idea. White conservatives should definitely pick a fight with Kendrick Lamar

Saying DEI with the hard R

"I'm a free speech absolutist who thinks reporters should be fired for discovering unflattering information about public officials"

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

elon musk is scheduled to throw out the first pitch at your favorite baseball team's opening day while wearing a t shirt from your favorite band in his ongoing effort to insert himself into and singularly ruin every aspect of your life

Dear Mexico, Canada, Panama, and Europe: 100 percent tariffs on Tesla.

From the reports I've read, the USAID people were following the law, preventing DOGE from viewing classified material they didn't have clearance to see. Musk calling this criminal" means that Musk thinks the law is what he says it is.

Trying to imagine a world in which Democrats blamed 9/11 on George W. Bush’s faith-based initiative

There are no websites that you visit anymore. Either you see a headline on social media and don’t click or you try to order a sandwich and it makes you download an app and tell it the last four digits of your social security number for Pepperoni Points

“Residual ham material,” and even more evocative phrases from USDA inspections of Boar’s Head plants:

I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012. Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place. A thread.

Criswell: Firefighter for 12 years, Desert Storm veteran, head of NYC emergency management, confirmed to lead FEMA unanimously Clyde: gun shop owner who sued IRS, rode that fight to Congress in 2020 in a blood-red Georgia district One of them has a career based on identity politics, all right.

Wolf is very much the median online American: totally incurious about the world, too lazy to check, but convinced that her opinion is so vital that she must post in spite of those character flaws.

[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what