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It’s a little more difficult to find an audience now that I’m off Substack, so could you share with friends who like books and shit-talking?

my student: the ides of March are coming up me: my student: the Senate has the chance to do the funniest thing possible, that’s all I’m saying

Strolling down memory lane and omg look at this tiny baby who turned into a beautiful queen

If you don’t already know this, it’s functionally possible to purchase visas with a path to residency and citizenship in MANY countries if not most. They’re usually called investor visas or similar. The US ALREADY HAS ONE. So unfortunately this is not new grossness, just new tacky branding.

💥 BREAKING: At Apple's 2025 annual meeting of shareholders today, proposal entitled “Request to Cease DEI Efforts" is rejected by shareholders. Right-wing nonprofit National Center for Public Policy Research (NCPPR) proposal was also rejected by Costco shareholders 98-2 percent.

complaining about "the far left" is such loser energy. oh no, not the people who want everyone to have human rights!!!!

Cherry Hill, New Jersey:

If you can't fully leave Meta platforms for reasons, why not make it harder for them to make money off you? 👇

any time somebody gets an inkling that they may have fucked up with their vote the message to them isn’t “lol get wrecked” it’s “that’s right, go tell your friends”

This is one of those things that’s going to be followed up with a news story involving the words “tragedy” and “parents file lawsuit”

self-awareness is such a scam bc now i can see all my problems AND i still have them? rude

Movies you’ve watched more than six times, GIFs only

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People literally died from Covid while claiming it doesn’t exist. There is never going to be a wake up call for some people. A lot of people. It’s not about convincing them if they can’t be convinced. IMO it’s about overwhelming them entirely with opposition.

Spread da woid

Boy howdy, do I, a trans woman, have some thoughts about how the gender revolution put a lot more emphasis on letting girls do boy stuff, and almost none on letting boys do girl stuff, which if anything reinforced the idea that girl stuff is inferior if not shameful.

a longer - but easy and terrific - read 👇 "the knowledge of their inevitable doom lends me bravery and strength that I don't possess all by myself...they are fools who cannot last forever because they oppose reality itself, and reality will not be denied forever" www.the-reframe.com/the/

Perfect cat is perfect

RFK Jr. should not be described as a "vaccine skeptic." Skepticism implies holding doubts that require looking for evidence, which is precisely what scientists who perform copious tests on vaccine safety are doing. RFK Jr. is a denier - there's no amount of evidence that can convince him otherwise.

Public health PSA frens as botulism can paralyze and kill you: Tuna Recall Hits Costco, Trader Joe's, and More Over Botulism Risk www.eatthis.com/tuna-recall-...

Nasal COVID-19 vaccine based on WashU technology to enter U.S. clinical trials WashU Medicine February 5, 2025 By Tamara Schneider stillcoviding.ca/en/news/nasa... #COVID #COVID19 #CovidIsntOver #CovidIsNotOver

Folks trying to save USAID are trying to counterprogram Musk's $40 million Super Bowl ad. They're asking everyone to share this video as widely as you can today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUE...

Connections Puzzle #609 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Okay, I cannot recommend 5calls.org enough. Enter your address and it will find all your reps (federal and state). AND give you a list of issues to call about AND which reps to call about each of them AND a little script for each, in case it's helpful. They have an app, too.

And 4) cats

Two extremely Karen emails sent to [email protected] and [email protected]

how many of these people are like “i would do anything to protect my family” but they mean violence and not like wearing a piece of fabric on their face or cooking dinner at home?

“Be a Karen for democracy” is a MOOD

If you’re a Visa cardholder you can let them know you won’t be any longer if they do business with fElon. I called and they said they’re taking comments at [email protected]. Maybe if enough of us complain they’ll pull the deal.

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

@schmutzie.com is this your area of expertise?

Could someone please tell…I don’t know, someone? to stop sending me dipshit crap like this??

Every word I read about congestion pricing reminds me of when they reintroduced wolves in Yellowstone and the whole ecosystem started working correctly again.

If elon musk is so smart how come he isn’t

Shafiqah Hudson told us. A decade ago.

In the near future we're almost certainly going to see an executive order purporting to abolish the U.S. Department of Education It is extremely important that all of our messaging reinforces the fundamental truth that an EO cannot do that. We must not say "Trump abolished the U.S. Dept of Ed"