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jnumber1.bsky.social
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How is there still no weed store across the street from the entrance to the zoo? It’s been over a decade.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Dammit, missed my chance on the ice cream cake.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I have 9 minutes to decide if I want to DoorDash an entire ice cream cake or not.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Between Kendrick and the Dick's Sand 2024 was a huge year for the Am chord.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My crush just texted me. 😍 *My crush is the Mexican food cart up the block and my burrito is ready.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Note to self: When getting a 6 pack on the way home for a nightcap do NOT go with hazy IPAs.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

When I was 26 I stopped getting drunk on Thursdays. Now at 42 I've returned to it and it's as bad as I remember.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So I convinced that my performance last week was not great. But apparently Mama Said Knock You Out left some positive impressions.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The Spotify ad I recorded has been played 87,000 times over the last 17 days.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I forgot to put my watch on this morning and now my day just feels hollow.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Movies you've watched more than six times, using only GIFs.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Weren't we supposed to be railing lines of powdered alcohol by now?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to go home and put on my new hoodie and eat weed sorbet.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If he was from Seattle, ok I can see that. But he's from Texas, no excuses.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I'm still bothered by the manufacturer sales rep who apparently loves Phish but hasn't engaged me at all about it after I brought it up. Sus.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Norm and Farley together. I’ll cry now.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I mean it’s true, do we have any reason to believe unicorns are inherently friendly?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Brittany Howard on a Tele?! For u Prince.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments