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Writer and Japanese interpreter. Horror and classic lit fan. Animal lover. ADHD as heck.
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Today is St. Gertrude's Day as well. She is the Patron Saint of Cats.

CRYING Even Bluesky thinks this medical textbook drawing is too horny 🤣

CONGRAT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

is… is this supposed to be…? um… huh. #🥵?????

when you’re so scared to get a tattoo that you just ask the artist to kill you

😐🔫 #PMDD

what’s even the big deal he’s just a big guy just a giant tentacle dude just an eldritch abomination that lies eternally beneath the sea and has outlived death itself over the course of countless dark aeons ugh who even cares #lovecraft #cthulhu

I put it away in a safe place. So safe. So very safe. The safest possible place. Now it’s safe even from me. #adhd

JD Vance’s French Horn Solo Booed At Kennedy Center

Thinking about the letter I wrote to Leonardo DiCaprio when I was ten that started out “Dear Leo, I am 26 years old and go to college.” Idk what my game plan was if he called my bluff…

My friendliest feral Baby Oz disappeared more than two months ago. I’d given him up for dead and was crushed. Then I get home this afternoon and he’s on my porch yelling for food?? He’s lost a lot of weight and is being almost clingy. What the hell happened to you, buddy? Where you been at??? ❤️❤️❤️

Got a full manuscript request, hooray! 🎉

After not having seen anyone do “the shocker” gesture in like 15 years, I’ve seen it on 2 different trucks in the past 36 hours. (The first one was even weirder than the one below because it was under a huge decal reading: “PRAYER ISN’T THE BACKUP PLAN, PRAYER IS THE BATTLE PLAN”)

listen man, I only went to the gas station so I could load up on wine and lowkey binge drink on a Tuesday; i’m not trying to see this nonsense #mrbeast #hissmileneverreacheshiseyes

When you’re bad at sleeping but you have to be up at 3:30 in the morning for a meeting with home office in Japan…

Posting this again because I’m drunk and a friend just read it aloud to me and I cried. Yevgeny Bazarov, you will always be famous 😭

I didn’t realize until an embarrassingly late age that Mary Poppins takes place in the past; I thought Britain was just Like That

birbs of florida 🌴

pretty mid, you gotta go to ypsi for the good stuff

Lord of the Rings is about what happens when there's a guy who's your cousin but is also kinda your son and nephew

“There we go. Theeeeeere we go.” -my father-in-law, doing the worse parking job you’ve ever seen in your life

TIL jizz could outrun Usain Bolt

dog can’t hang

SO WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

*a Spice Girls song comes on* ME: “Mom, you remember this one?” MY MOM: “I don’t know…” ME: “Think girl groups from like 1997.” MY MOM: *pauses to listen for a moment* MY MOM: “Wilson Pickett?” when I tell y’all that I COULDN’T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

The mood as I contemplate returning to work tomorrow #imnotdramatic #imjustateenageedgelordwithtuberculosis #theidiot #ippolitterentyev

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Obscure LOTR adaptations! #4 isn’t LOTR at all, but a Russian rock opera about Finrod from 2001/2014. 1. The songs and costumes are actually so great?? 2. There are 2 acts; the 1st act ends with the capture of Finrod and Beren by Sauron 3. The 2nd act covers Sauron’s defeat by Luthien 4. It rules!!

Obscure LOTR adaptations! #3 is Khraniteli, broadcast exactly once on Leningrad television in 1991. 1. Lost for 30 years & rediscovered in 2021 2. Includes Tom Bombadil, which is virtually unheard of 3. The USSR was in the process of collapsing & it shows in the production values, someone help them

Obscure LOTR adaptations! #2 is Hobitit, a Finnish miniseries from 1993. 1. Nine episodes 2. Faithful despite a small budget 3. Pretty grim-looking; even Hobbiton is real dark and dreary 4. Includes the Scouring of the Shire, which is rare 5. Boromir is a Samurai? 6. The Ring gives Frodo laryngitis

I feel like talking about obscure LOTR adaptations. #1 (which is the least obscure one I’ll mention) is the Rankin-Bass version of The Return of the King. 1. Animated in Japan 2. Includes stuff other adaptations leave out 3. A lot of weird songs (“Where There’s a Whip There’s a Way” slaps, end of)

Guy looks like Gollum when he smells The Ring only difference is at least both of Gollum's eyes are pointed in the same direction

Y’all I’ve been sleeping on tea with jam in it, this sh*t is DELICIOUS 🤤 Thanks, Razumikhin! And thank to my internet buddy who translated his mom’s recipe for homemade strawberry jam 🍓 ❤️ #tea #classicliterature #crimeandpunishment