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joans-walkman.bsky.social
she/they free Palestine, free the Congo, lie to cops
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got blazed and imagined this image until I got scared I love life

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Elon Musk could never write My Immortal but Tara Gilesbe could build a car that doesn't work

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my life a movie. and the movie? garfield

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I got stoned and envisioned this image in my mind but was incapable of translating it into an image until today

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I love my girlfriend

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I fucking hate Harry Potter

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I'm a representative for the Democrats. A decade ago a grand piano fell on my head and ever since then, my memory restarts every 45 minutes. I am confident our existing legislative playbook will be able to handle this crisis.

submitted 76 days ago • 20 comments

bartender: the usual? me: yea pregnant guy whos always there: i'm drinking for two tonight

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"guy who loudly proclaims how much he doesn't care about current events" is up there with "guy who jacks off on the bus" in terms of guys I don't like

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Gas station employees are braver than the entire US military

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My childhood Sonic hyperfixation and my bisexual awakening missed each other like a comet narrowly passing the Earth. And instead of an extinction level event I avoided my parents finding "Eggman toxic yaoi" in the family computer's search history

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Queen, when society tells you to tuck, they don't just want you to tuck away your penis... they want you to tuck away your feelings. or something

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Me: So she used the Talk Tuah podcast to promote her Hawk Tuah themed cryptocurrency, which turned out to be a pump-and-dump scam, swindling the Hawk Tuah fandom out of thousands of dollars. Time-Displaced Karl Marx: Wer bist du? Bitte binden Sie mich los, ich will nur nach Hause

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how do you know if you've reached enlightenment, is there a sound cue or something

submitted 136 days ago • 2 comments

you can tell whether or not a gay person has ever struggled in their life based on how important "he/him lesbian discourse" is to them

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t even know why I go to therapy the last time I went they just showed me the same crappy ink drawing of me killing the family dog over and over

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment

*Seeing an unknowable Lovecraftian entity* What is this DIVA? 💜

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

gta wasted screen except it says clocked by cishet white woman

submitted 157 days ago • 2 comments

"Chromosomes this, bone structure that" actually women are triangles and men are inverted triangles, haven't you people seen a bathroom sign

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

Authorities release more blurry images of a nondescript young white guy in New York City, say they could be key to identifying shooter

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True strength is not wealth or influence or power, true strength is when you help your mom pick up a piano

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment