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Young assman in the trenches

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Enjoy your Tuesday, brother.

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Enjoy your bed, brother.

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Pasta for men

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detecting and defeating lung

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Bad mental health day brother

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Welcome to the working week brother

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Enjoy your Monday, brother.

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Get some sleep brother

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Get in the zone 🎶 Trazodone 🎶

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When you’re conjuring forth and you’ve increased in girth that’s Splendoure 🎶

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There are not many activities that make less sense to me than training for a marathon

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We’re officially on the other side of winter brother

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When you’re conjuring forth and you’ve increased in girth that’s Splendoure 🎶

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Enjoy your belief in higher power brother

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Hopefully these church nerds leave this coffee shop soon

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The Assman’s sacrifice

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Oscar the Grouch is such a chad

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I’m going to unveil the Splendour

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I hate that I gotta eat all this damn food every day wish I could do photosynthesis or somn

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Treat yourself brother you’ve earned it you have the ass-man’s blessing

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Splendour mindset

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Why are eggs so much more but chickens the same price

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You see that ass-man unveiling 🎶 got Splendour in its eyes 🎶

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Never make this mistake

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Don’t think too hard about any of this brother

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Got a lil pep in your step brother could it be the Splendour

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Assmen be unveiling

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Enjoy your Saturday, brother.

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Conjuring forth Splendour between sets #WayOfTheAssman

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Enjoy your Friday, brother.

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Enjoy your trazodone brother

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Going to run for mayor on a pro-crime platform

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Heading into Facebook for 5 minutes to check and see if anyone is selling anything cool.

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Thursday listening brother #assmanmusicrec #AssmanJams youtu.be/ytepXpkBOnY

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Enjoy your tasks of daily living brother

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Enjoy your bed, brother.

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Young assman gazing wistfully over his cubicle to the one wall where the sunlight hits through the only window in the hallway this time of day, daydreaming momentarily of various splendors, large string instruments, fly honeys, barbells

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All this humanoid robot crap is just going to be used for terrifying sex toys and nothing else

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Enjoy your Wednesday, brother.

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Rock of Billy

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My weiner got cold and now it gurts

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I am an assman of constant Splendour, I’ve been unveiling all my days 🎶 #SongOfTheAssman

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Enjoy your Tuesday, brother.

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He was more than a hero… he was an assman

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