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jockdiskey.bsky.social
Pancake flipper, questionable selector, your best friend.
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The juxtaposition of these two headlines is like art

submitted 472 days ago • 19 comments

Rico Rudy experiencing life full circle.

submitted 563 days ago • 3 comments

The Men Who Stare at Cums

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

X files S1E8 fucking kill it with fire

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

I love to get a food pellet after completing tasks

submitted 582 days ago • 4 comments

Un-Avenges your Sevenfold

submitted 582 days ago • 0 comments

As a car guy, I'm gonna let you in on something you may not have known: the PT in PT Cruiser stands for Poon Tang

submitted 587 days ago • 16 comments

Twisting knobs

submitted 586 days ago • 1 comment

Elmo’s parents, arrested today for their role in January 6th

submitted 595 days ago • 15 comments

I can't imagine being this lucky, just getting to skip over all this

submitted 593 days ago • 4 comments

Gone for like 2 days and this platform is racist too? What the hell

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

What I don't understand about white people who don't seem to care about anti-Blackness is, do you enjoy seeing racism? Cause personally I hate when I log onto social media and see bigotry.

submitted 594 days ago • 1 comment

oh no

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

Out: flipping a girl over when having sex In: telling her to “do a barrel roll” in a Star Fox 64 voice when having sex

submitted 599 days ago • 3 comments

Just wait until they drop threads marketplace nobody’s gonna be talking shit then

submitted 603 days ago • 1 comment

jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”

submitted 603 days ago • 50 comments

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

submitted 604 days ago • 58 comments

Watching the “who killed Jeffrey Epstein” documentary and the title should’ve been Egg Shaped Penis

submitted 604 days ago • 0 comments

“I hope this email finds you well” Your Email found me. I drove through the night in the rain but it found me. I paid the motel owner in cash but it found me. I’m locked in the bathroom and I think I could get out of the window but it would just find me again. Gods forgive me

submitted 604 days ago • 0 comments

When you smoke weed to get high and stop the intrusive thoughts but now you're just tired and your eyes are bloodshot

submitted 604 days ago • 1 comment

Some of us still ponder. Reskeet if you're pondering the old orb still.

submitted 666 days ago • 14 comments