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18+ Only. I make men get fat. Erotic literature writer, kinky audio story producer, Ares. 🍟🍔🍕🌭

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So… how’s that “I’m gonna go to the gym more” New Year’s resolution working out for y’all? Odds are you’re probably hitting your local drive thru harder than the treadmill. The only weight you’re lifting is your bloated frame off the couch. 🤷🏼‍♂️

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Been gifted the opportunity to draw Rigby from @fivefourthree4's (twitter) story "The Slime Dungeon"

submitted 486 days ago • 1 comment

There are few things hotter to me than a Fat Boy in denial. A guy so dumb, naive, and spaced out that he has no idea why he’s blowing up like a balloon while he actively sabotages himself empty fast food containers surround him “I just can’t figure out why I keep gaining weight!”

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I like to Spoil men. “Spoil” has a few meanings. It means to indulge excessively, to the point of creating an expectation of pampering. And it means to influence to the point of ruining something. Indulging a man’s lust, gluttony, and greed does both. You get a very spoiled fat brat.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If you haven’t done this at the end of your meal - then you haven’t eaten enough.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Honestly men acting like greedy pigs is so slutty. Burping and moaning and grunting and chewing with their mouths open. It makes me want to strip them slowly. Popping their clothes off one button at a time.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

My favorite phrase And boy does he wear it well 🫠

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Just a gentle reminder of what's happening to you. You're getting fat. On purpose. Because you're a fucking pig.

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

You’ll know you’ve ordered enough takeout for yourself when they deliver it with 4 forks. You should blush deep piggy pink when you answer the door and they realize it’s just for you.

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“Wonka Bars made me Fat?!” (Preview) A streamer KindaHungryDude) livestreams himself trying some Wonka Chocolate bars in front of his audience, but finds them a little more addictive, and a little more fattening than he anticipated. Featuring KindaHungryDude www.patreon.com/posts/118483...

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Greed has consequences. You wobble when you walk. Your belt is losing notches. You huff and puff like a steam engine going up stairs. The numbers on your scale, and your fast food receipts are multiplying. The consequences are beginning to pile up. So… are you going to stop? 🤷🏼‍♂️

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I say it every day: Greed has consequences. And those consequences pile up… like numbers on a scale… or pounds on your body… or a stack of snapped buttons.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Being a blimp is funny - everyone knows that. Your round belly and round butt are comic relief. You’re the guy in the movie with the humiliating scene where you burp, or fart, or your belt snaps off. You’re fat. Therefore, people objectify you that way. What? Did that make your dick twitch?

submitted 40 days ago • 4 comments

Oof. Thats one bloated daddy 😵‍💫

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submitted 44 days ago • 8 comments

You can’t help yourself, you need to feed. Not just eat - you feed. Like a prized hog sitting in a pen, fattened up for a ribbon. You salivate and think on your next meal. All day. Every day. And every time you feed, you can’t help but squirm thinking of the next meal coming up.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

An automated restaurant that malfunctions and multiplies your order by a factor of ten. Robotic arms assertively thrusting thousands upon thousands of empty calories down your throat. The intense bloat plastered across the internet as the other patrons film and stream your forced feast

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

When you’re stressed, do what I do: Feed a young man till he can’t walk. Men are the source of so much of the world’s problems - shut them up one at a time with copious amounts of food. It’s hard for men to walk around like they own the place when they’re too stuffed to move.

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Delusional ex-jocks always get me. Wobbling around with a bubble butt and a jiggly spare tire. Clearly spending more time on his ass shoveling fast food into his stubbled face than in the gym. “Bro, fat?! I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m in gr-URRRRRP great shape.”

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

2025 should be the year you take the next step into your obesity. From your first wobbly, jiggly steps into this year - to your last labored, heavy-breathed stomps out of it. This year is the year you blow up like a balloon.

submitted 62 days ago • 3 comments

I love getting messages from guys like: “This is all your fault.” “I should never have messaged you” “I stopped actively gaining, but now I can’t help myself - I blame you!” Please. Blame me. It’s my bad. My fault you’re obese. Let me be your excuse to blow up like a balloon.

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Hypnotic belching that makes men fatter and dumber as they burp. Also it's infectious, other men exposed to it feel their stomach bubble too The end result is a bunch of obese stationary lardballs too stupid to do anything besides burp

submitted 79 days ago • 7 comments