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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Monster Train 2 courtesy of @bigfangames.com. Giveaway ends on May 27th, 6 PM PT Out now on PC/Consoles and Game Pass Ultimate/PC www.bigfangames.com/games/monste...

💪Chuffed to announce some of my Desperate Dan strips have been collected into their very own summer special, released on 15th May! 💖Available in WHSmith or grab a copy here www.dcthomsonshop.co.uk/dandy-presen... 🤩Wanna win a signed copy? Just share this post and I’ll pick winners over the weekend!

Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.

If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—

I might not celebrate Easter, but I'm not going to let that stop me from giving you all an Easter Sale! For one final week only 10% off all #TNUC tickets, including the brand new Virtual Tickets to watch the panels live as they happen. www.siren-events.co.uk

Beatrix Potter: 1. studied mycology and wrote a paper on spore germination 2. worked as a scientific illustrator 3. preserved heritage breeds before that was a thing 4. bought up a huge chunk of the Lake District and willed it to the National Trust One of your top British people.

a quick explainer on why tariffs mostly don't work: 1) the core idea behind a tariff is "we will encourage people and companies to buy domestic X rather than foreign X" (lumber, steel, blueberries, whatever). Which makes a kind of sense on a very basic level

LOOK AT THIS LINE UP! And for the next 16 hours the flash sale code payday-yayday is still valid to get 10% off event tickets. www.siren-events.co.uk/the-new-uni-... #TNUC #TNUCon #TheNewUniCon #SirenEvents #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

Happy Payday to those who celebrate! From now until April 1st you can get 10% off tickets for The New Uni-Con and Behind Our Flag (single panels, including @david-jenkins.bsky.social! and the whole event). #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDbts #SirenEvents #TNUC #TNUCon #BehindOurFlag #btscon

🏴‍☠️2025 UK #OFMD events!🏴‍☠️ Behind Our Flag 5th April: online convention Rhys Darby 30th May - Aug 10th: stand-up tour The New Uni-Con 20th - 22nd June: in person convention, Gatwick Two Acts of Drag, Please 2nd Aug: drag show, Camden The Wee Con 31st Oct - 2nd Nov: in person convention, Edinburgh

i laugh until i cry whenever i see or even think about this

Today's your last day to get The Inquisitors' Guild trilogy of epic fantasy detective stories for free. Happy reading! #fantasybooks #indieauthors bit.ly/inquisitorsg...

Got another payment so, instead of watching the death of American democracy, I will now watch episode 4 of BEAST GAMES so you don't have to come with me, it will be an adventure! an awful, awful adventure

A thread of all 25 #TheTraitors Series 3 contestants and the Pokémon they'd send out first in battle... LINDA - JIGGLYPUFF A strong singer, jolly as heck, but if you get on its wrong side it will 100% write on you with permanent marker

Not done with this one.

Snow on Caradhras. And everything changes.

ARAGORN: You have my sword LEGOLAS: And my bow GIMLI: And my axe NIGHTCLUB CLOAKROOM ATTENDANT: Sorry but if you don't have your tickets there's nothing I can do

OK, I'm bringing out the big guns to test Bluesky engagement😀 Repost & follow to be in the draw! One randomly selected person will get this signed (& dedicated) copy of the Locked Library special edition of THE BOOK THAT WOULDN'T BURN.

Mary Burchell remains one of the most successful romance writers, ever. Over 110 Mills and Boon books to her name. Less well known is that much of her early writing was done for one purpose: Funding her efforts to get Jews out of Nazi Germany, with her sister. Mary is a Righteous Gentile. /1 🧵

[at unicorn fuck club] Brandon Sanderson: boy, i love being a fantasy writer! Sanderson: and the best part of being a fantasy writer? Sanderson: it's talking about wizards! Terry Goodkind: wizards? did you say wizards?? Goodkind: i LOVE talking about wizards! Sanderson: me TOO!

THRILL 1 in the series is DAN DARE - awkward hangover from a previous era or psychedelic Bowie clone with a mole gun? #2000AD freakytrigger.co.uk/wedge/2024/0...

Alongside "who built Hadrian's wall?", another great example of knowledge falling foul of 'common understanding' is scurvy. The Royal Navy discovered the cure for scurvy, won the Napoleonic War, humanity then lost that knowledge without realising, then got saved by two Norwegian guinea pigs 🧵 /1

There's a long tradition of US/Canadian military border shenanigans. In 1939 the US Neutrality Act prevented shipping assembled US planes across the Canadian border. Enter a RCAF lawyer, the Manitoba/North Dakota border, and a gently sloping hill christened 'Emerson International Airport' /1 🧵

The attempted swiftboating of Tim Walz reminds me of a Gulf War story. One of our biggest air bases in that conflict was at King Abdulaziz International Airport in Jeddah, home of the Saudi Royal Air Force. The first US presence in Jeddah was an Air National Guard tanker unit.

Guidance for US people trying to understand the UK election results later: Tories under 150 seats: LOL Tories under 120 seats: LMAO Tories under 100 seats: ROFL

So, I think when my editor asked me to do a long list of Tory policy screw ups since 2010, he was expecting something funny? The reality was... not particularly funny.

You can now listen to all three episodes of Going Overboard, our miniseries on the Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy! Please listen to it! I worked really hard on it! I know the official podcast account is meant to be a bit more professional than this but c'mon, give it a listen!

The Space Marine (with apologies to Julia Donaldson) A grot took a walk though a deep dark wood, A gaunt saw the grot, and the grot looked good, ‘Where are you going to, little green fool? Come and have lunch in my digestion pool.’ 1/

This week on #Revisitation, it's the guide to the Guiding Hand as Pipes makes a friend and Magnus turns that frown upside down in my look at the #IDW #Transformers #comics More Than Meets the Eye Annual! thesolarpool.weebly.com/mtmteann.html

DELIGHTED to say that my latest tech history column is live on Every and they've made this one free-to-read. Because it covers one of the most overlooked founders of the golden age of computing: Lore Harp McGovern. every.to/the-crazy-on... She deserves to be better known. Read and spread the word