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I've never encountered a Dutch word that didn't immediately improve my day

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If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees

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How are things with me? Not bad! I mean, the island that appeared on the lake does seem to be moving closer, closer each day, a dark form taking shape in the mist. But work's good and I'm feeling OK except when I find myself gazing at that accursed island, drawing ever nearer. How are you?

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Q: What’s large, grey and beside the point? A: An irrelephant

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I guess we found out… Such a night.

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BREAKING: News Corp Declares Victory for Coalition

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Good morning to a Dutton free Australia everyone.

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Nice work Australia. Albos up, as the Canadians might say. Or "almost up" as my autocorrect suggested.

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Yet another addition to the Taskmaster Cinematic Universe. Skip ahead to 6:12 for Little Alex Horne road test: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnUq...

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BBC idea of the Australian voting experience versus how everyone outside of Bondi experiences Australian elections

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So after @antonygreenelec.bsky.social is done, do we have to wait for smoke from the chimney of AEC HQ to signal a new election analyst has been chosen?

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This is a super basic one that we could fill in before 7pm. #Auspol

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How to make a democracy sausage: ADD a pinch of stoush Half a rort Ground bellwether Essence of waffle Slung mud Grass roots Diced corflute PACK into a thin skin SERVE with a fair shake of the sauce bottle

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it’s one of my dearest ambitions to smoke weed with Kermit the Frog it’s so devastating to remember he’s made of felt

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Ah, cool, dry air! I love this weather! Meanwhile, my hair:

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Sacramento Star , March 12,1914

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Babe, wake up, our favourite churchwarden/poet/graveyard bone musterer is dropping Weird Lore.

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I have a bad back & knees, and poor balance that goes wonky when I bend over. The cats have excellent backs and knees, and love to leap and climb. Why did it take me so long to think of this?

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Priblem is there are about 87 people I want to put last and barely half a dozen I actively want to vote for. Some reverse triage bullshit in the cardboard cubbyhouse for me today.

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THE FACE on her today.

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Not all electorates #auspol t.co/WpifkN1AGm

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I misread this as Uri Geller kneecapped someone and I had no idea a) he was still a thing and b) he's moved on from spoons to the patellas of his enemies.

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I swear I'm not bodysnarking, but why does Dutto's head always look photoshopped onto his body at slightly the wrong angle?

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Why a I being read to filth on the internet before 9:30 on a Monday morning?

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Oscar the Grouch. Elmo would fall in an instant. Big Bird would resist, but it would eat him away inside until it won. Grover would actively seek out the ring, but be so bad at being evil he somehow becomes an even more pure and beautiful monster. The Count? ONE ring? Pfft, rookie number.

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100% agree, but mainly because I work Fridays but not Mondays.

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IDK, Raspberry Tension-Headache sounds more like she's got a trust fund to go to art school.

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Just switched the Popey Funes on, they're not short of a bob or two in their gold hats and intricately designed robes are they? You'd think a few basic monks robes would be better optics, instead it's like something out of Star Wars.

I've never encountered a Dutch word that didn't immediately improve my day

If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees

How are things with me? Not bad! I mean, the island that appeared on the lake does seem to be moving closer, closer each day, a dark form taking shape in the mist. But work's good and I'm feeling OK except when I find myself gazing at that accursed island, drawing ever nearer. How are you?

Q: What’s large, grey and beside the point? A: An irrelephant

I guess we found out… Such a night.

BREAKING: News Corp Declares Victory for Coalition

Good morning to a Dutton free Australia everyone.

Nice work Australia. Albos up, as the Canadians might say. Or "almost up" as my autocorrect suggested.

Yet another addition to the Taskmaster Cinematic Universe. Skip ahead to 6:12 for Little Alex Horne road test: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnUq...

BBC idea of the Australian voting experience versus how everyone outside of Bondi experiences Australian elections

So after @antonygreenelec.bsky.social is done, do we have to wait for smoke from the chimney of AEC HQ to signal a new election analyst has been chosen?

This is a super basic one that we could fill in before 7pm. #Auspol

How to make a democracy sausage: ADD a pinch of stoush Half a rort Ground bellwether Essence of waffle Slung mud Grass roots Diced corflute PACK into a thin skin SERVE with a fair shake of the sauce bottle

it’s one of my dearest ambitions to smoke weed with Kermit the Frog it’s so devastating to remember he’s made of felt

Ah, cool, dry air! I love this weather! Meanwhile, my hair:

Sacramento Star , March 12,1914

Babe, wake up, our favourite churchwarden/poet/graveyard bone musterer is dropping Weird Lore.

I have a bad back & knees, and poor balance that goes wonky when I bend over. The cats have excellent backs and knees, and love to leap and climb. Why did it take me so long to think of this?

Priblem is there are about 87 people I want to put last and barely half a dozen I actively want to vote for. Some reverse triage bullshit in the cardboard cubbyhouse for me today.

THE FACE on her today.

Not all electorates #auspol t.co/WpifkN1AGm

I misread this as Uri Geller kneecapped someone and I had no idea a) he was still a thing and b) he's moved on from spoons to the patellas of his enemies.

I swear I'm not bodysnarking, but why does Dutto's head always look photoshopped onto his body at slightly the wrong angle?

Why a I being read to filth on the internet before 9:30 on a Monday morning?

Oscar the Grouch. Elmo would fall in an instant. Big Bird would resist, but it would eat him away inside until it won. Grover would actively seek out the ring, but be so bad at being evil he somehow becomes an even more pure and beautiful monster. The Count? ONE ring? Pfft, rookie number.

100% agree, but mainly because I work Fridays but not Mondays.

IDK, Raspberry Tension-Headache sounds more like she's got a trust fund to go to art school.

Just switched the Popey Funes on, they're not short of a bob or two in their gold hats and intricately designed robes are they? You'd think a few basic monks robes would be better optics, instead it's like something out of Star Wars.

Benadryl Crumpleflap = pengling.

Damn, the cat tower sprang a leak and cat is pouring out everywhere.

This hack even ripped off The Lion King.