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Even though I'm the only one who drives my car, I have to adjust the mirrors and air directions EVERY TIME

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come bitchin to me still hits

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

If it's so amazing for you why isn't it called the G.O.A.T.meal?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't have an imaginary friend as a child, but my mum liked to pretend that I did.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

I couldn't possibly eat anymore candy unless it's another kind of candy

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

Breaking: our sources in the Vatican tell us the talent round has ended, eliminating several candidates, including a cardinal who performed "Kumbaya" on a recorder. The pope hopefuls now move on to the swimsuit competition

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Every single day, that bloated carcass of a president goes out looking the way he does, yet every article is "Have you seen Pamela Anderson???" who merely stopped wearing makeup.

submitted 29 days ago • 14 comments

*shifting everything from Friday’s to-do list over to Monday’s to-do list*

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Like a fallen ice cube kicked under the refrigerator, these are the days of our lives.

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

Hey Ladies, I used to Fight for My Right to party all the way To the 5 Boroughs but now I'm lucky if I can make it to Brooklyn on no sleep. I used to be Sure Shot but now it feels like Sabotage. - Paul Revere

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

"Each piece of laundry must be folded as soon as it comes out of the dryer" and other songs by Doechii

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

What's the point of dressing in black, if not to make the cat hairs pop?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Move along, nothing to eat here ~ sign in my kitchen

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

This all started when we stopped shaming guilty people

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

We were worth a lot of money, our nation. That inheritance belonged to us. Now billionaires are sucking us dry. We will have nothing soon.

submitted 73 days ago • 6 comments

Fountains of Wayne implies there’s a Fountains of Garth.

submitted 73 days ago • 7 comments

How does my body turn a sip of water into a gallon of pee?

submitted 74 days ago • 4 comments

No one ever talks about how the winosaurs went extinct

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

A streaming service featuring movies and shows about a duck that's a supplemental insurance mascot. Netfflax.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Trump 4 Prison

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Ignoring typos is my blooper power

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Republican congress members all arriving at the Capitol in one Tesla = the new clown car

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

tanning beds are just a george foreman for cannibals. rip.

submitted 77 days ago • 8 comments

Stay aware….

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

The HOA won’t let your mom make milkshakes.

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

I'm brave every day. I fight for it. I have fear, and I overcome it. I have pain, and I endure it. When I lose abilities, I find another way to do it. I don't have an easy life. I can live it without it being easy. I'm strong. I have great friends. I'm a great friend. That's power.

submitted 77 days ago • 82 comments

A reboot of Risky Business, but the cast is just trying a different natural deodorant in each scene

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

if you stay at the Hot Dog Hotel you get a condimental breakfast

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Finally found my bong after leaving no stoner unturned

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

@sentimentbot.bsky.social how am I doing?

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

mowing "bye" into the grass is called a John Deere letter

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

As snow fell and accumulated the only sounds to be heard in these woods were the wind and his tinnitus.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Porn is so unrealistic like you expect me to believe that they actually own that house

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not the best damsel but I'm great at distress.

submitted 106 days ago • 2 comments

if you ever say "give me a second" and a person counts off an actual second that is not someone you need in your life

submitted 106 days ago • 7 comments