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joe-average.bsky.social
I'm so tired.
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To borrow a quote. "Alright, he's not even trying to be subtle anymore. Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad."

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Any chance I could opt out of 2025? Just sorta not exist for a while? Maybe catch back up with y'all in 2028?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

It's the Christmas season, so that means it's time for the greatest Christmas song ever, I Killed Santa by @wesjohnson.bsky.social youtu.be/DLEN0809eKU?...

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Let's be honest with ourselves, evolution peaked with the Anomalocaris and it's all been downhill since then.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

If nobody needs any refreshments or anything, I think I'll go ahead and curl up in a corner and die.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

"I have the concept of a plan "

submitted 170 days ago • 15 comments

I'll have you know I put a lot of time into those walls, they're some of my best work, so I won't have some "therapist" come along and tear them down.

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

They say I need to take my meds, but I don't take orders from talking sandwiches.

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

No one says "By Jove!" Anymore, and I think that's the real problem with society.

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments

Man, gold just keeps going up and up and up, I really shouldn't have tied it to those balloons.

submitted 232 days ago • 0 comments

"Yeah well, you know Greg." "My ears are burning." "Oh, hey Gr-OH MY GOD YOU'RE EARS ARE ON FIRE!"

submitted 240 days ago • 0 comments

You know, when you think about it, we're all immortal except for a very brief moment when we aren't, and that's when things go wrong.

submitted 275 days ago • 0 comments

Hot diggity damn!

submitted 325 days ago • 0 comments

I should post something here, shouldn't I?

submitted 400 days ago • 0 comments