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smöl

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W.I.P.

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🖤

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When all the uruk-hai were getting war painted up in the pits of Isengard you know there was at least one that was like "I want my White Hand on my ass"

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Got all the gals acting up cuz of this nasty-ass slutty aura* I just walked in with *giant plate of nachos

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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

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Fellas, if your girl - is a darkened city veiled in crimson mist - is entombed in time without decay - makes you feel like you're living inside a dream - has made sword and axe your destiny - makes the stars turn blood red That's not your girl, you're Lost in Necropolis

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Ernest is either burdened by arcane thoughts none could fathom or no thoughts whatsoever

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Do not, under any circumstances, "stick to me like caramel." That's gross dude. Give me some space. You're getting all over my phone and thats gonna be a pain in the ass to clean up does anyone have a moist towelette

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This plays whenever my gf shows up somewhere to rescue an animal/perform some kind of witchery youtu.be/19bSUNLHXkE?...

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🚨THE BABY HAS DISCOVERED THE STEPS🚨

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week time

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I have received a mighty gift. I should get a tape deck so I can listen to this (and also black metal tapes) 🤔

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Hey I know I've mostly been posting camping and animal photos lately but real quick I just wanna say fuck ICE

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😭

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Therapist: scrotum-chinned cloud man isn't real, he can't hurt you Scrotum-chinned cloud man:

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Sitting in nature and drawing weird little dudes is one of life's great pleasures

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A friend snapped this pic of me admiring the trees before going on a little hike. Good lord, look at them pasty legs. If I was on a mountainside people would be thinking Gondor calls for aid

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frand

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Look I get the appeal of wanting the comforts of home while camping but at some point ya gotta ask yourself why you're leaving the house to begin with

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Oh shit I forgot to post hog yesterday. Here he is under the watchful eye of Hekate

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It always killed me when people said Musk is like Tony Stark when at best he's like No. 2 from Austin Powers

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Me after one (1) IPA

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"YOU FOOLS YOU ENTERED THE SHADOW REALM"

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Having a Belmont and a Witcher appear in the same game should go hard but instead we got them stripped of their abilities and performing mechanical labor while trapped in Scooby Doo chase purgatory

smöl

W.I.P.

🖤

When all the uruk-hai were getting war painted up in the pits of Isengard you know there was at least one that was like "I want my White Hand on my ass"

Got all the gals acting up cuz of this nasty-ass slutty aura* I just walked in with *giant plate of nachos

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Fellas, if your girl - is a darkened city veiled in crimson mist - is entombed in time without decay - makes you feel like you're living inside a dream - has made sword and axe your destiny - makes the stars turn blood red That's not your girl, you're Lost in Necropolis

Ernest is either burdened by arcane thoughts none could fathom or no thoughts whatsoever

Do not, under any circumstances, "stick to me like caramel." That's gross dude. Give me some space. You're getting all over my phone and thats gonna be a pain in the ass to clean up does anyone have a moist towelette

This plays whenever my gf shows up somewhere to rescue an animal/perform some kind of witchery youtu.be/19bSUNLHXkE?...

🚨THE BABY HAS DISCOVERED THE STEPS🚨

week time

I have received a mighty gift. I should get a tape deck so I can listen to this (and also black metal tapes) 🤔

Hey I know I've mostly been posting camping and animal photos lately but real quick I just wanna say fuck ICE

😭

Therapist: scrotum-chinned cloud man isn't real, he can't hurt you Scrotum-chinned cloud man:

Sitting in nature and drawing weird little dudes is one of life's great pleasures

A friend snapped this pic of me admiring the trees before going on a little hike. Good lord, look at them pasty legs. If I was on a mountainside people would be thinking Gondor calls for aid

frand

Look I get the appeal of wanting the comforts of home while camping but at some point ya gotta ask yourself why you're leaving the house to begin with

Oh shit I forgot to post hog yesterday. Here he is under the watchful eye of Hekate

It always killed me when people said Musk is like Tony Stark when at best he's like No. 2 from Austin Powers

Me after one (1) IPA

"YOU FOOLS YOU ENTERED THE SHADOW REALM"

Having a Belmont and a Witcher appear in the same game should go hard but instead we got them stripped of their abilities and performing mechanical labor while trapped in Scooby Doo chase purgatory

Ma'am you seem to have misplaced your foot

After getting to the end of Act 2 in Clair Obscur

Happy Pride (I'm onto you, gays)

Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!

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