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joeblivion.bsky.social
Art, Fantasy, Heavy Metal, Cats, Games • Antifascist, No AI • he/him/whatever • Aragorn Maxxing
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Front vs. Back

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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater This one is particularly memorable because I looked *exactly* like Macauley Culkin when I was a kid. People would stop and ask if I "was that kid from Home Alone" lol.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Found my gf giggling like a kid at this (and obviously I joined in)

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Sorry babe, the One of Nine Tower of Barad-dur tee stays ON during sex* *Sensually Explaining Xthe importance of Gandalf's speech to the Balrog

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I'm being sued over old medical debt. Just got served papers. If you want to help me pay it off (I need $1700) info is in the second pic.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Since Odin doesn't have a tail (and only one eye) he frequently spreads his back toes out to help him keep his balance

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Movie you've watched more than 6 times, gifs only

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Fellas, if your girl - is a darkened city veiled in crimson mist - is entombed in time without decay - makes you feel like you're living inside a dream - has made sword and axe your destiny - makes the stars turn blood red That's not your girl, you're Lost in Necropolis

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

how it feels deleting my FB

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Noble beast

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Had a lot of despair days lately but I feel that spite building up 😤

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This beggar

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Ra's Al Ghul: your parents death was your fathers fault Bruce: The man had a gun R: Would that stop you? B: I've had training R: THE TRAINING IS NOTHING. THE WILL IS EVERYTHING Guy whose primary fight experience is being rude to a waiter at TGI Fridays: dude that's SO true dude

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Getting warm

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

if you see this, post a ghost

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Elric having a good time rootin around

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

make it stopppppppppp

submitted 8 days ago • 43 comments

I take dust baths like a chinchilla leave me alone 🙄

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

When I sing a little ditty about a cat, sometimes it'll be about how soft her fur is and how cute her toe beans are. Other times it'll be about how she robbed a bank and flipped her vette in a high speed pursuit.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

He's locked in

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

"Sauron and I agree on very little, but we're willing to work on bipartisan legislation that's good for Middle-Earth. This mean compromising on sensible Elf deportation bills."

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Creation of Sypha

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I have been informed it is World Pangolin Day

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"Holy shit this rules. Holy hell. Everyone should be doing this." - me anytime I get to pet a dang cat

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Had a dream I went to a legendary music store where the metal section was marked with a huge gate that said DESCEND and you had to go down a steep torchlit passage with images of historical moments of metal history engraved in the walls, and at the bottom you find out their record selection suuucks.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I have been home from work for 2 minutes

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Do you think any of Tolkien's friends ever called him The Tolkster

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Notification from this journaling app is a little accusatory

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I got to experience a superb owl once

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

"Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here"

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

That time I got home from work and Ernest had found a bag of catnip and was having the time of his life

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment