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I print and paint little army men dolls.
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I only want McConnell to trend for one reason, and his politics at this point ain’t it.

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

After speaking with Big Balls about foreign policy issues, I am ready to vote to confirm him as Secretary of State. -Susan Collins, 2027

JEDI ✨📚🩶

Donald Trump has named himself Chairman of the Kennedy Center and will have final say on what shows appear on its theater stages. Expect Lauren Boebert to lend a hand.

When Taylor Swift wore her T pendant to the Grammies, I wonder if it was for Travis or Taylor. After the savage blowout at both the Grammies and the Super Bowl, looks like the T is for tragedy. Ma'am, I thought it was a really cute accessory, but please toss that thing into a volcano.

We have scientific proof that money makes people less empathic. So I guess having billions turning you into a complete sociopath makes perfect sense.

Ope

you just can't get performances like Robert Shaw as Quint in Jaws these days. we have lost the technology to create alcoholics of that caliber.