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Londoner in NY. Ithaca. Long-suffering Spurs fan. There's always next season.
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We're having our first power cut in a while. Estimated restoration time of 11:30am. Perfect. Just in time to watch our reserves* get turned over by Liverpool. #COYS *Not that a full-strength side would do any better.

The less successful follow-up to Joe Le Taxi

I've been caught up in the Wrexham story and have their game V Charlton on. It'll be quite something if they get a 3rd successive promotion. #Wrexham

If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.

Argentina's president looks like he's up at court for shooting a kid who broke into his farmhouse.

"Right, Donald, let's try again, shall we? This is called adding. If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?" #Blackadder

Sally Lindsay's 70s Quiz Night - Which act were the most successful in the UK in 1974? Your starter for 10, @mikebatt.bsky.social

"Vladimir, STOP!!!" is my safe word.

Am I alone in having to admire/inspect any DIY I complete, however small, on multiple occasions?

"Yessiree, some still talk about the days when the outcome of City v Villa meant something to Spurs fans." #COYS

BREAKING: Liz Kendall has declared the Pope fit for work x

I've been using this Jamie Oliver book for years and might finally give this chapter a go. Especially with the price of chicken. #JamieOliver

Now that we're mathematically safe, I can enjoy the rest of the season. #COYS

I remember when the catering at White Hart Lane was undertaken by Leatherby and Christopher, or 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘺 and Christopher, to anyone who'd tried one of their chicken sandwiches. #Monday #COYS

Trading Places.

#DadsArmy

Good grief, as Charlie Brown might say, I really hope that the story I just read on Goal.com, that suggests a return for Jose is absolute bollocks. #COYS

Melon Farmers. A very good listen and very sweary. #thegameisaboutglory #COYS @notthatmilo.bsky.social

'I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. It has, apparently, taken him ten years' #Blackadder 3! #bbccomedy #80stv

"I then leapt on the opportunity to test you. I asked you if he'd drunk wine from one of the great vineyard locations; Bordeaux, Rioja, Hull. You failed to spot that only two of those are great locations." #blackadder @the-independent.com

💷 A bank clerk becomes the target for a killer in A MATTER OF MURDER (1949) 1:35pm #TPTVsubtitles ⭐ Stars #MaureenRiscoe #JohnBarry and featuring #JohnLeMesurier in this British crime drama.

Escape From New York

Coming soon! Premiere: Saturday 26th April, 3:35pm #NormanWooland #JaneHylton #DennisWaterman #SylviaFrancis #KaplanKaye NIGHT TRAIN FOR INVERNESS (1960) drama #TPTVsubtitles

Poor bloke (who looked a bit like Steve Diggle) was very uncomfortable 'dancing' to Gillan. #TOTP

Legs & Co. doing an admirable job of not being too literal when dancing to Bowie's Up The Hill Backwards. #TOTP

Keith Marshall was worse than Saxon. #TOTP

Saxon weren't very good. #TOTP

And that's how McCoy lost an ear. #StarTrek

I remember once almost crashing my car while demonstrating to a friend how I almost crashed my car a week earlier.

Justin Rose is one of the senior players at The Masters. Makes me feel very old as I still remember the 1998 Open Championship where he won the Silver Medal. #JustinRose #MastersGolf #TheMasters