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The Democrats response to this round of Trump is going great.

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The Match Game reboot is the most cursed thing I’ve seen. Alec Baldwin hosting with guest panelists Adam Corolla and Cheryl Hines made me lose sleep.

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Hear me out: Nosfera3.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My hope is that the levers of power are labeled too confusingly to be properly wielded by the likes of Tulsi Gabbard and Kash Patel, but I’m sure some handlers are telling them exactly what they should be doing.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, so have they enabled editing Tweets yet on Twitter? I know that was a priority for Elon Musl.

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Another burning question I have is if T dies, does JD have the juice to continue his agenda?

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I’ve been getting Instagram ads for Dems in two special election for Florida House seats. I am broke as fuck right now, but I would contribute if I could figure out if they are just making a career out of resistance running or if they have an actual chance of winning.

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“Raw milk and sunshine is the natural path to health!” says a grandpa Simpson sounding asshole, flanked by one man who only eats McDonald’s and another who only eats ketamine.

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Very happy that the Dems just approved a resolution to look into getting a liberal Joe Rogan.

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Has anyone ever held a convention and called it the Necrocomicon? It’s right there people!

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My dream is to kick Walter Isaacson in the balls for writing his hagiography of that South African fuck.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

If we manage to get back in control in 2028, two new Supreme Court justices, abortion protected within the ERA, statehood for DC and Puerto Rico.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I am “I requested a free calendar from my credit union when I went in to deposit a check” years old.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

I finally donated to Wikipedia after learning that Elon Musk offered to buy the site.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

A special holiday message from David Lynch.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Great, Kentucky and Wisconsin, states with Democrat governors, are each on the verge of losing a Republican Senator, yet they are two of six states in the country that require an emergency election, and not a gubernatorial appointment.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Between the Trump fries stunt and the employee turning in the CEO shooter, McDonald’s is having a very bad PR year.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I made a financial decision to switch from coffee to tea, and also to drink it out of a mug commemorating the bicentennial of the French Revolution, also for financial reasons.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

The nursing and anarchist subreddits are pretty much on the same page regarding the assassination of a health insurance CEO.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

Dear Resistance: I would feel a lot more comforted to know you were spending your time with community groups doing local activism instead of trolling for easy likes on social media.

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

I finally watched all of Twin Peaks for the first time this year. The biggest surprise was knowing that David Lynch is aware of ZZ Top.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

A friend of mine said that the Democrats lost this election because of “woke bullshit” and I’m losing my fucking mind.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

(foreshadowing voice) Hola amigos.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I really enjoy blocking the reactive resistance accounts right out of the gate. Brooklyn Dad Defiant? Update your avatar dude. YA BLOCKED!

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

One reason republican women are so terrified of having a trans women use the same bathroom as them is that women’s restrooms are just toilets in a circle with no stalls and they all compare vulvas while they’re in there.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Frances M Derg mad as hell and yelling like a demon.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

News that Trump is going to appoint Gaetz as attorney general buoyed my spirits somewhat. The man is deeply unpopular in Republican circles, and it’s hard to handwave away the fact that a drug-addled sex criminal could be in line for the highest law office in the land. Also, fuck Merrick Garland.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I like this right now. I’m only following Tim (HI TIM!!!), so my feed is animal photos and Tim. Probably going to stay like this for a while.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments