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Here I am. Musician, movie enjoyer, Minnesotan Proud owner of two cats. Pro 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/him
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If Wes Anderson directed a marvel movie we would have "French mustard hulk" who is training for a prep school spelling bee and rides a vespa

What happened to media that celebrated aging gracefully in your "Golden" years like "Golden Girls" or "On Golden Pond"? We used to be a proper country...

Paddington 1, Paddington 2, Paddington in Peru, Paddington 3, Paddington 4, Paddington Some More

On Twitter, saying someone should "Luigi Elon Musk" gets your account locked.

You say twink I say twunk let's call the whole thing off

An alternate-history movie which imagines Joseph Stalin not being born in Georgia (the nation) but instead Georgia (the state in the USA); the film opens with a screen door flying open a heavyset woman in a thick southern accent calls "Joe Stalin it's time for yer supper ya hear!"....

me (sneezing on someone): what im just saying im playful

my dad's friend: here is your dad's watch he put it up his ass for many years me: oh? was he in a pow camp or something. my dad's friend: uh, yeah, sure kid...

We used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Dr. Robotnik...

Russell Stover you've done it again! Your chocolates are terrible again this year...