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Literal cloud whisperer | .10x Developer | Tender of the sacred digital cornfield | He/Him
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I went to monster jam last weekend and what I learned is that monster trucks are the most fragile machines ever invented. They broke nearly every time they went out.

Both my cats were absolutely locked in for the entire entirety of flow. It’s like someone finally made a movie for them.

Watched The Brutalist last night! I’m all done with the Best Picture noms! Going to start on the international and documentaries next.

If you have emojis in your post - I know you used ChatGPT.

If you’ve purchased a Tesla in the last five years, not gonna lie, you’ve ignored some major warning signs and you’re pretty sus.

I made some new crop art to celebrate the 65th anniversary of The Sound of Music.

Players from Big Brother are absolutely zero fun to watch across every season of the traitors. Why does this show produce so many unlikable people?

AI has killed the tech interview. What are you all seeing as the replacement?

Marginalized groups need the 2nd Amendment more than anyone else.

Hot take: movie theaters should be required by law to give out those little blankets to hand out on international flights at every movie in the winter, or when they have the AC cranked really low.

My TV screen turns black every time I stand up, and I can't find anything about it online. It's the weirdest thing.

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Just canceled my Amazon Prime. Thinking about nuking my IG next.

I wish there was a place to get my hair cut. Why don’t barbers work behind security?!??

Oh my god.

Miami really do be looking like Vice City tonight.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

before the game

I think we can all agree - Tom Brady sucks.

For some reason, Instagram thinks I’m the world’s biggest F1 racing fan. I’ve been getting served so many ads for F1 memorabilia and I’ve never given a single shit about it my entire life.

The bunny is a machine that turns vegetables into eye boogers.

Getting new countertops today!

Im about to go all "but her emails" on Elon and his cronies.

I haven’t forgotten all the tech influencers that got in on the crypto scams a couple years ago.

Reminder: doomscrolling does nothing to help stop fascism.

Boomers are the first generation that wanted to be better off than there children.

FINALLY got my preview edition of Home Assistant Voice. It’s the first step to completely removing Amazon Echo from my house

Curious about what yall are doing differently to prepare for any potential upcoming instability.

Amazing headline - I want more of this energy in tech journalism www.theverge.com/2024/12/30/2...

I’m thinking about entering the weirdest category for the Crop Art contest at the State Fair, the "Anniversary category." Basically - you can make anything about an anniversary this year. Here are some movies I thought might be fun to make Crop Art from...

You and i are the ones that need to help each other.