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TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,

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I’m convinced that Parker Posey isn’t a real person, she’s just @mariabamford.bsky.social’s best character work yet

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I know the groyper chuds think this sounds badass but to me it just looks like a Master Shake quote

submitted 11 days ago • 28 comments

I feel kind of naive about it but I really assumed that putting an obviously insane dilettante shithead and sex creep into this particular office would be a bridge too far for the Senate. In retrospect I underrated how much more important it was to them to prove that such a concept no longer exists.

submitted 13 days ago • 61 comments

“Justice Thomas, reached for comment aboard a private jet owned by the inventor of microplastics, replied, ‘Giddyup.’”

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Appreciate @reason.com calling out FCC chair Brendan Carr for his extremely censorial ways (and how hypocritical he is about it as well).

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I know it seems boring, and there’s plenty of other shit competing for your eyeballs, but it’s worth paying attention to what’s going on at the FCC.

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

I saw somebody on here refer to Trump as “Velveetamort” and…well let’s just say it’s gonna be ANOTHER long four years.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck. RIP to a (sur)real one.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Every time I think about the fact that Severance didn’t win every single Emmy award, and in fact only won two out of 14 nominations, I feel a fury like the crashing of a thousand waves

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork

submitted 57 days ago • 96 comments

cool birds listen to vinyl on a tern-table no you shut up

submitted 59 days ago • 12 comments

I’ve never done heroin, but I have driven over a hill, spotted a cop car, and looked down to see I was going 66 in a 65, so…I feel like I get it

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

when I pick out the Be My Baby drum fill in Bruce Springsteen's version of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"

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Tired: DIE HARD is a Christmas movie Wired: GO (1999) is a Christmas movie.

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When Bruce Springsteen sings about suicide machines this is what I’m picturing

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Instead of saying you have chronic kidney stones, just tell people you piss rocks. Sounds way more badass.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

sidling up to the bar So tell me…..is there a MISTER Congeniality???