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You don't need to pretend Kamala Harris wasn't a monster just because Trump is a disaster. Harris would certainly have been less of a disaster than Trump, because she was at least a NORMAL kind of evil. But let's not pretend she was a good candidate or anything but a power-seeking sociopath.

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If you want to increase the national population, you know what costs a lot less than paying people to have babies with tax dollars? Immigration.

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"the most reviled, lowbrow forms of popular entertainment were instrumental in creating many things we enjoy today"

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It’s fucked up that in all the time we’ve had dogs, we can’t just replace their spines with new ones made of steel and carbon fiber, or whatever. They can still just get hurt and deteriorate.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Van Hollen doing the Full Ginsburg

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Jesus on Good Friday:

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Same, Toad

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Imagine for a moment the Republican reaction if a Democratic president had bragged that imposing sky-high taxes on American businesses and consumers was “making us rich.”

submitted 11 days ago • 61 comments

“Donald Trump will bring back the rule of law. Also, if your name has punctuation over any of the letters, he may ship you to a Central American prison just for fun.” reason.com/2025/04/17/t...

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Upon reentry, the spacecraft is bombarded with radiation. Suddenly, Gayle King can stretch her appendages to frightening lengths. Katy Perry’s skin turns to rock. Jeff Bezos’ wife turns invisible.

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How is it a “drinking problem” if Judge Jeanine starts chugging wine at 9:17 in the morning but doesn’t go on air until 5pm??

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Gotta say, at some point you’d think the White Lotus as a brand would see a drop-off in business. ‘Cause of all the murders.

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He’s talking as if it’s a tariff on fentanyl. He’s all over the place on rationalizations. Sometimes drugs or migrants, sometimes he makes mouth noises about reciprocity. But the real thing is he thinks tariffs are good, he has for decades, but has zero understanding of how they actually work.

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments

Worth noting that Mike Waltz’s brother-in-law is the lead singer of Creed.

submitted 34 days ago • 71 comments

Our first post is a big one...Statement from Keker, Van Nest & Peters on Trump’s Latest Executive Order “Preventing Abuses of the Legal System and the Federal Court.”

submitted 37 days ago • 352 comments

Freddie Mercury feat. David Bowie voice:

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If the HPV vaccine had been available 20 years earlier, my beloved Grace might still be alive. Get vaccinated.

submitted 55 days ago • 4 comments

lmao I get it now, Candace Owens is the most gullible person alive

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,

submitted 65 days ago • 44 comments

I’m convinced that Parker Posey isn’t a real person, she’s just @mariabamford.bsky.social’s best character work yet

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I know the groyper chuds think this sounds badass but to me it just looks like a Master Shake quote

submitted 72 days ago • 28 comments

I feel kind of naive about it but I really assumed that putting an obviously insane dilettante shithead and sex creep into this particular office would be a bridge too far for the Senate. In retrospect I underrated how much more important it was to them to prove that such a concept no longer exists.

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“Justice Thomas, reached for comment aboard a private jet owned by the inventor of microplastics, replied, ‘Giddyup.’”

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Appreciate @reason.com calling out FCC chair Brendan Carr for his extremely censorial ways (and how hypocritical he is about it as well).

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I know it seems boring, and there’s plenty of other shit competing for your eyeballs, but it’s worth paying attention to what’s going on at the FCC.

submitted 82 days ago • 4 comments

Fuck. RIP to a (sur)real one.

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Every time I think about the fact that Severance didn’t win every single Emmy award, and in fact only won two out of 14 nominations, I feel a fury like the crashing of a thousand waves

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork

submitted 118 days ago • 95 comments

cool birds listen to vinyl on a tern-table no you shut up

submitted 120 days ago • 12 comments

I’ve never done heroin, but I have driven over a hill, spotted a cop car, and looked down to see I was going 66 in a 65, so…I feel like I get it

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment