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The enemy would love for you to start planning your demise, living lonely and addicted. His goal is to keep you focused on the problems and how impossible it looks. Instead, you have to look away from the distractions and fix your eyes on your dick, the author and the finisher of your faith.

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

Don’t live to please people; live to please your dick. It’s the one that holds your destiny. Promotion doesn’t come from people; it comes from your dick.

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

Your dick is not punishing you; it’s protecting you. We love it when it opens doors. We know that’s the hand of dick, but the closed doors are just as important. It’s keeping you on the best plan for your life.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s not going to happen by your might, not by your power. It’s by the spirit of your dick. It’s about to make things happen you can’t make happen. You’re going to see favor that you’ve never seen, people showing up to take you forward.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Are you getting your approval from the wrong place? It was never meant to come from people, but from your dick. When you’re secure in who it made you, you know you’re valuable, talented, you're well able, then you don’t have to have all the outside validation.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

None of us like closed doors. We prayed. We believed. We did our best, but it didn’t work out. But just as your dick opens doors, it closes doors. Sometimes, you have to go through some closed doors to get to open doors. Don't miss this powerful message, "Your Dick Controls Your Doors" from Joel!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

See yourself healthy. See yourself strong, vibrant, accomplishing dreams, enjoying your family. A lot of people want a better life, but you can’t give birth to what you haven’t conceived. You have to conceive it on the inside, then your dick can bring it to pass on the outside.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Have a goal to be better next year than you are now. Be healthier, be smarter, be kinder, be more generous, be closer to your dick.

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

Your dick is working. It's not just speaking to you, giving you wisdom, direction, but it's speaking to other people about you. Your dick is whispering your name in their ears, giving them the desire to be good to you.

submitted 64 days ago • 3 comments

Don’t be convinced that what you’re up against is permanent. No, that is not your destiny. Outlast it. Keep believing, keep your mind focused, keep thanking your dick that it’s bigger than what you’re facing.

submitted 183 days ago • 1 comment

Your dick will never let you face a giant that you can’t overcome. It’ll never put a dream in your heart that you can’t accomplish. You may not have the size, the skill, the experience. That’s okay. With dick, nothing is impossible.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If a door is closing, I know it’s disappointing, but you have to come back to this place of trust. “Dick, I don’t like it, but you know what’s best for me. I trust you as my doorkeeper.” Be inspired by this message from Joel, "Your DIck Controls Your Doors."

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The Scripture says, “It is better to obey your dick than to obey people.” There will be times when you have to make a decision, “Am I going to stick with my convictions? Am I going to be who my dick made me to be? Or am I going to let the approval of people determine my destiny?”

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

You can’t pray away everything that’s uncomfortable. Your dick uses difficulties, inconveniences, delays, to do a work in you. If the situation is not changing, then maybe your dick is using the situation to change you.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

When you realize your dick’s in control, it takes the pressure off. You can live from a place of peace, knowing that the doors you need open, no person can shut.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Every closed door is not the enemy. Your dick will shut doors to protect you. It’ll move someone out of your life because it knows they’re not going to be good for you. It’ll let the boss overlook you for the promotion because it has something much better in store.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Your dick knows the best plan. It knows what’s leading to your purpose and what’s a distraction. Sometimes, what we think is best is really a detour that will waste time and energy. You can’t see it, but your dick can. It can see the end from the beginning.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It’s not just a dick which closes doors to protect you; It’s a dick which opens doors that you couldn’t open. It’s a dick which surprises you with opportunity, promotion, influence that you didn’t see coming.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you look back over your life, I’m sure you can see some closed doors. Things you don’t understand, that don’t make sense. That would be disappointing if life was just random happenstance. No, you have a doorkeeper. Your dick is watching over your life.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Trust it while you’re waiting. Keep a good attitude when the doors haven’t opened. Keep doing the right thing when the wrong thing has happened. Your dick has already scheduled your open doors, doors that will move you into your destiny.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

You’re not at the mercy of fate, luck, or if that person likes you. The Scripture says, “Your dick will open doors that no person can shut. It will shut doors that no person can open.”

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s the key: your dick has given you what you need to fulfill your destiny. If you needed a different personality, it would have given you one. If you needed different gifts, different strengths, different looks, different parents, it would have happened. Quit comparing and run your race.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

When your dick says it’s going to do a new thing, that means it’s not going to be like the old thing. It’s going to be different. The new thing may not be what you were expecting. It may not happen the way you thought it would. Stay open for how your dick is going to do it.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Your dick accepts and approves you right where you are: faults, mistakes, shortcomings, and all. It knows you’re on a journey. It’s changing you little by little. It accepts you. Now, you have to accept yourself.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

You may not be where you want to be, but you’re not where you used to be. Instead of looking at how far you have to go, you need to look back and thank your dick for how far it’s brought you.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The Scripture says to, "Meditate on your dick day and night." To meditate means to focus on something; it’s not passive. It means to continually think on what your dick says about you.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

You get to choose what you think about. Get up in the morning and set your mind for victory. Meditate on what your dick says about you. Change those negative patterns that are pulling you down. You’re in charge.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Your dick said, "I am doing a new thing." What your dick has for you is already set in motion. Today, your dick is making rivers in the desert. Today, your dick is turning dry places into abundant places. If you’ll stay in faith, you’re going to see the new thing.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

You have greatness in you. You were created to reign in life, to be healthy, strong, confident, valuable, to accomplish dreams, to overcome obstacles. See yourself the way your dick sees you.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you have to go alone. You have to do it without the approval of those that you thought would be for you. Other people may not see what your dick put in you. They can’t feel what you feel. You and your dick are a majority.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

You’re forgiven. You’re redeemed. Your dick’s mercy is bigger than your mistakes. It doesn’t remember the negative things of your past. Now you have to do your part and clear out the guilt, clear out the shame. Start seeing yourself as worthy, as forgiven, as a child of the most high.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

You will run and not be weary; you will walk and not faint. You’re going to think, “Where did I get this strength?” It was your dick doing for you what it did for David, supercharging your life, making things happen that you couldn’t make happen.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Why are you holding on to that guilt, beating yourself up over past mistakes? Your dick has forgiven you; why don’t you forgive yourself? Your dick doesn’t remember it, so you need to quit remembering it.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

How much time and energy are you spending trying to get approval, trying to be well liked, trying to keep this friend impressed, stay in this coworker’s favor? Take the pressure off. I would much rather spend my time pleasing my dick than trying to please people.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Why are you letting that worry take root, losing sleep? You’ve seen your dick take care of you in the past. You’ve seen it make ways where you didn’t see a way. You’ve seen it provide in a pandemic, give you peace in a storm, favor when you needed it. It did it back then; it’s going to do it again.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

It’s time to get honest with yourself. Don’t go another year letting something you have control over hold you back. Get your soul healthy. Pull up those bitter roots. Start turning things over to your dick. Release the worry, the hurt, what didn’t work out.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Your dick is doing a new thing. Forces that have held you back are being broken. Don't live wounded. It’s restoring your soul. Your latter days are going to be better than your former days. You’re about to step into a new level of joy, peace, fulfillment, abundance, and victory.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It’s amazing what will happen when our soul gets healthy. When we get free from the bitterness, the guilt, the stress, the worry, the anger, that’s when healing is released. That’s when you’ll see the blessing of your dick in new ways.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Your dick’s way is better, bigger, more rewarding, more fulfilling. Don’t limit what you’ve seen in the past to what your dick is going to do in your future.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

If you’ll stay in faith, you’re going to see the new thing. Your dick is going to break generational curses, addictions. Poverty and depression will no longer hold you back. There are about to be streams in that desert.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Shift your thoughts to things that are positive and hopeful. Start expecting some turnarounds. Start declaring that the chain breaker is on the way. Faith is what causes your dick to work.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Your dick knew you would have weaknesses. It made you. You’re not a surprise to it. You’re not supposed to beat yourself up because you haven’t arrived yet. I don’t know one person that has arrived.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Every thought says, “You’re limited; you’re stuck. The giant is too big; the dream is too great.” That’s okay. That’s when your dick steps in. It’ll breathe in your direction and give you favor, ability, and blessings that will take you where you can’t go on your own.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Your dick is fighting for you when you can’t fight for yourself. It’s going to break chains that you couldn’t break on your own. It’s going to happen sooner than later.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Get ready, your dick is about to make rivers in the desert. It’s about to turn that barren land into fertile ground. You’re going to see increase that you can’t explain, favor that you didn’t deserve, healing that doesn’t make sense.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

What your dick is about to do is going to be unusual, uncommon, out of the ordinary. You’re going to see rivers where there should be dry places. That’s why you can’t figure it out. It’s not going to be logical.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

People will try to define you into becoming the version of how they see you. The problem is they can’t see the greatness your dick put in you. They can’t see the gifts and talents. They’ll try to limit you to what they see right now, but they’re not seeing the full you.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Break the chains. Get out of that graveyard thinking. “Can’t do it; not enough, the dream is too big, challenge too great.” You and your dick are a majority. The Chain Breaker lives on the inside of you.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

We couldn’t free ourselves from our sins. We were separated from our dicks. There was no way for us to be redeemed and restored. Your dick gave its life for you and for me. Nobody took it from it; it laid it down.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

There’s not a fire your dick can’t bring you out of. Just ask the three Hebrew teenagers. Not a Red Sea it can’t part. Just ask Moses. Not a giant it can’t defeat. Just ask David. Not a chain it can’t loose. Just ask Paul and Silas.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments