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damn blues traveler could shred the 'monica

MOST FUN THINGS TO DO ON THE TOILET, RANKED #1: #2 #2: #1

i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die. she is never caught.

17 years ago today, Eli Manning and the Giants took down the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII. 18 wins and 1 Giant loss.

Dear video game devs We’re not interested in games looking “hyper-realistic” We’re interested in them being fun to play, cheap enough to actually buy on a regular salary, and not so large that the console can only store 7 at a time Thanks Gamers

For the second time in his rookie season ... Repost to congratulate QB Bo Nix on being named AFC Offensive Player of the Week! 📰 » buff.ly/3Waw47m

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

Insanity.

Merry Christmas ❤️

I hope Andrew McCutchen signs one year deals with Pittsburgh forever www.mlb.com/news/andrew-...

Excellent version 💙📚 #booksky

:SpongeBob voice: "Scoring TDs... at night." #ProBowlVote + #JoshJacobs

Masterpiece

Kīlauea is erupting again. Our planet has been doing this since virtually the beginning, and I think it's beautiful. 🎥: USGS Volcanoes

LOT to unpack here

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

Packers are dedicated to running the ball, but that doesn't mean they'll be giving the ball to their running backs

Watching Tucker Kraft play football makes me want to run through a wall

Alright time for the real games

There have been five 235-yard receiving performances this decade -269 by Tyreek Hill in 2020 -Twice by Ja'Marr Chase -Twice by Browns receivers after Deshaun Watson suffered season-ending injuries

Jerry Jeudy's receiving yardage total tonight is higher than Deshaun Watson's passing yardage in every game he played this season.

Jameis just kept adding dip to his chip on that drive and eventually it was too much

93 YARDS TO THE 🏡!!!!!!!!!! @marvindmims| 📺: ESPN

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