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The difference between baptism and drowning is how long you wait to see God

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I think in our case we need to take it up to Diderot levels. #NoKings

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

No matter how much you lick the boot, you will never have a chance to try it on.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Caturday Wahima Lino

submitted 4 days ago • 142 comments

I have a new hero. This owl stole a child's hobby horse and flies around with it!

submitted 8 days ago • 562 comments

🌳 #pixelart

submitted 10 days ago • 39 comments

Accurate :')

submitted 9 days ago • 34 comments

This is a light left on in case someone needs to see it.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever it is, this is my favourite sport.

submitted 17 days ago • 337 comments

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peabut nutter

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Pet Rats vs Pet Mice

submitted 21 days ago • 85 comments

We are all looking down the barrel of the same gun. The least we can do is smile at one another before the end comes.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

submitted 21 days ago • 600 comments

What I say into the mirror each morning:

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

i heard reading is fundamental

submitted 22 days ago • 183 comments

Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason

submitted 22 days ago • 59 comments

Wife gave me a perfect card for our anniversary

submitted 22 days ago • 99 comments

an anagram for 'fondant cube'? can't be found.

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

how can i expect to work in these conditions?? (the conditions being that i do not want to work at all)

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

Her: what’s wrong Me: removes sunglasses and thousands of crows fly out of my empty eye sockets I’m fine.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

I just accidentally asked my mom via text if she has a copy of my bitch certificate

submitted 28 days ago • 56 comments

Rain gos spitter spatter Making eberyfing all wet I sits beside da mama And I has myself a pet Den I go ekploring And da wet gets in my beans Wen it time to go inside I likky dem all kleens #CheddarPoetry #IKleenMyPawsAfterWalkingAwoundDaHous #MamaSesDaFlorDirtyAndNeedsWashNow

submitted 28 days ago • 13 comments

I'm not crying I just need to put my eyes in rice

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

microdosing death by taking a nap

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

sorry i’m late bro there were enemies nearby and i couldn’t fast travel

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

Expand the time reference frame, and we’re all just skeletons waiting to shed our baby meat.

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

If you want my two cents, you can pry them from my cold dead eyes.

submitted 655 days ago • 4 comments

Actually this is my first rodeo when do we eat the horses

submitted 612 days ago • 2 comments

Great pro tip.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The Pope can fast travel to any church as long as he has already unlocked that diocese

submitted 33 days ago • 42 comments

[first day as a medic] me: what's your blood group? patient: b negative me: you're definitely gonna die

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Josh did miss Catherine every now and then, but mostly he was pretty happy with the trade.

submitted 35 days ago • 9 comments

Sad to hear the inventor of tmesis has died. Pearestce.

submitted 36 days ago • 18 comments

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

submitted 37 days ago • 161 comments

killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kbsd-4... This is insane genius.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments