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Anthropologist from Maine. (Although I never studied Anthropology). I work for the Government. Not. There’s a spider on your shoulder (I would never say that). Peace and Love (Willing to 🛡️). FB has become unhinged
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Why watch Law and Order when you could just go watch real legal proceedings at your local court house?

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That guy who was like “I’m gonna make flashy colored lights in fog machines” must’ve known he was on to something.

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How about Therapists make a Food Worker’s wage, and Food Workers make a Therapist’s wage. 🤠

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I keep it neutral with flare on my car, so I’m not going to, but in continence with the immaturity of my older generation, I really want to get a bumper sticker that says “Boomer, please grow up”.

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I need to talk to Tom Brady and find out how he is able to manage this 2 gallons of water a day thing.

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“But if you try some times you just might find, you’ll get what you need”

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Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Avengers, and Transformers are the only movies we’re making from now on, we don’t need anything else, people!

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some angry rando told me no more jokes until everything is fixed so let’s pack it up guys

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Trump has no facial hair and that is why *well, he’s a very good looking guy…but we must suspect him!

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It’s interesting because, the kids could see all of the “Social Media”. #thekidsarealright #whichkids #witchkids

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“What I need to do is…whoop you upside yo’ peaseley ass head…is what I need to do.” -Mike Lowry Bad Boys Hollywood motion picture

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Clearly the man is paranoid, your honor, …With good reason

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Just going to put this right here moving forward with posts for the evening…🍻

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I’m curious how this, I can no longer work out because I’m old, and when I work out so and so happens is going to pan out.

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I heard that messy song once and I never want to hear it again that song causes withdrawals and has side effects.

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James Taylor, Lionel Richie, Don McLean and Van Morrison walk into a bar

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I think where we got confused with immigrants, was by putting them up. Them coming here wasn’t a problem, but we didn’t owe them anything. They needed to make it on their own, not get free housing. Ellis Island wasn’t handing anything out, those people had to earn it.

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That movie where they overly ambitiously, open up access to the parallel dimension. Yeah, THAT.

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I’m glad Antifa didn’t catch on. What a 3rd Grade name for a political movement. Oh you’re Anti Facist? Cool, me too.

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When this whole shindig, of bouncing social media apps, to outrun the fuzz meets…my teenage nieces? I don’t know

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Couldn’t Elon, like, technically, PayPal himself all the money, also? Cause he built it?

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www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2SFxQaE/ I’m thinking of making this a full fledged character, who goes live on TikTok. My friend is denouncing it, saying he hates it. Anyone have any thoughts?

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Lenny, from Of Mice and Men like qualities, Donnie’s contributory ideas on Gaza.

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egg is short for eggspensive

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The initial excitement, and giddyness…and then the onslaught of what “Pettycoats” by 1975 becomes when you get sick of it: a good description of where my life is at, right now.

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Add elevators to the things I have left to conquer in muggleland. Before the list consisted of water heaters, shower plumbing, and home heating systems.

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The penny used to be one of my favorite parts of America. It’s like…it’s only 1 ¢ but we are such a great country we are going to print you a whole copper pressed emblem for it. (I guess now they’re zinc? Idk). Really made a guy feel special. Donnie is a brat. Most boomers are…childish takers

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Kendrick does send a good “no mercy” message from our country. Either way/ Regardless.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but put a 🍻 warning next to your next post.

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I can relate to Drake. I’ve been hated on like that before, in my life.

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Wondering what to say to someone in agreement instead of “word”? ..and describing things “this is dope”…So far, I have been using “ok, sounds good”, or “got it”, and “this is sweet”, still a work in progress…

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I should start putting 🍻warnings on the posts I make for when I start drinking again.

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Ok, that’s enough Transformers, Avengers, Harry Potter, etc movies. I think a new story hasn’t been published since 2007.

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Shout out to those bands whose songs are 80% that audio track that your keyboard player hits play on. (Pretty much everyone who performs at awards shows)

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This is a delicious drink I’m drinking. (It’s water)

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How often do you need to change the cup/mug you’re using?

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Pulling out the globe instead of google maps to get home.

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Remember when moms used to make rice crispy squares and they weren’t mass produced?

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If they would swap Ariana Grande, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Hudson, Billie Eilish, and Justin Timberlake in mainstream cable television, with shows with the likes of Circa Survive and Anthony Green, Jimmy Eat World, All Time Low, and Bon Iver and City and Coulour, even Fall Out Boy that’d be great.

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