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I can think of so many people who need to take this song literally.

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Best Jets team ever just when Fuckface McGhee is about to start WWIII. Figures.

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Winnipeggers have been chanting “Gretzky sucks!” since 1980 and we were right.

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🇨🇦 Never mistake our kindness for weaknesses. #Canada #CanadaStrong

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Pic taken at TD Garden. Credit to Thomas Daigle

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Christ in a Red Robe, by Minerva Teichert, 1945, 📸 by Brian Babineau

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Ok maybe America isn’t all bad.

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When Canada wins the Great Aggression of 2027 the only thing we are keeping is a certain 365 acres in Augusta, Georgia. And maybe a bit of the Grand Canyon. That place is sick. The rest we part out on eBay.

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I am willing to do what it takes to defend and support my country. When called upon to eat more candy I WILL ANSWER THE CALL!

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Maybe RFKjr will send black kids to farms where they can learn to plant and harvest crops. Some sort of “plantation”, if you will. jfc

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Is PP wearing a Team USA jersey? More likely this one:

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The Tony Soprano of politics. Nice country you’ve got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.

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Well duh. You can’t invade a country and “provide protection” at the same time. #FuckTrump

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Who is Mike Waltz? That name sounds fake and that guy looks like a big toe. GFY “Mike Waltz”.

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Very unfair. Some are saying the most unfair game of all time. No one can believe how unfair it is. We call upon Brittany Mahomes to lead an insurrection to Stop The Steal.

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Not a hunter, but might start considering taking the Firearms Safety Course and stockpiling guns just in case…I dunno…a bunch of asshole deer start getting all up in my face looking for minerals and such.

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Tails never fails! #SBLIX

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Are they taking nominations for Fentanyl Czar? I know just the guy

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I’m probably getting ahead of myself, but when Canada defeats the US in the upcoming war should the US become the 11th Province, or the 4th Territory? I think they should have to get in line behind Nunavut, but that’s just me.

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LFG Doug!! When I was in grade 3 if the class was too rowdy the teacher would flick the lights off and on a couple of times and that was the warning to settle down or else. Flick the lights on them Doug!

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Look at it this way: there's a reason the only major sport that has fighting as an integral part of the game is the national sport of Canada

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I think Canadian’s attitude to a trade/actual war with Trump will be along the lines of Georges Laraque’s attitude to a hockey fight: “You want to do it?” “Alright, good luck, man” And then proceed to cave the guy’s face in. m.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Bt...

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Booing the US Anthem: Unimaginative. Passive. Might think you are saying Boo-urns. Singing the chorus to Fuck Donald Trump: Easy to remember. Makes the point. Shows respect to YG and Nipsey Hussle. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIR...

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The @winnipegjets.com only wanted to score four goals but were forced to slap on a 25% tariff. #GoJetsGo

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At a Trump rally in 2015 there was a guy who chanted “Free Gucci Mane! Trump Smokes Crack” for hours. I think Canadian sporting event attendees could muster that energy for a couple of minutes during the anthem.

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Yeah, ya fukin think???

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Yeah, I’m MAGA… Make America Go Away

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Big thanks to The Rock for stopping in to our Xmas party on the weekend.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

LET’S GOOO!!! Can’t wait for the December 24th Last Minute Shopping Extravaganza!

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RT if you think people should follow me on here for #NHLJets and NHL content. I'd love to build more engagement over here.

I can think of so many people who need to take this song literally.

Best Jets team ever just when Fuckface McGhee is about to start WWIII. Figures.

Winnipeggers have been chanting “Gretzky sucks!” since 1980 and we were right.

🇨🇦 Never mistake our kindness for weaknesses. #Canada #CanadaStrong

Pic taken at TD Garden. Credit to Thomas Daigle

Christ in a Red Robe, by Minerva Teichert, 1945, 📸 by Brian Babineau

Ok maybe America isn’t all bad.

When Canada wins the Great Aggression of 2027 the only thing we are keeping is a certain 365 acres in Augusta, Georgia. And maybe a bit of the Grand Canyon. That place is sick. The rest we part out on eBay.

I am willing to do what it takes to defend and support my country. When called upon to eat more candy I WILL ANSWER THE CALL!

Maybe RFKjr will send black kids to farms where they can learn to plant and harvest crops. Some sort of “plantation”, if you will. jfc

Is PP wearing a Team USA jersey? More likely this one:

The Tony Soprano of politics. Nice country you’ve got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.

Well duh. You can’t invade a country and “provide protection” at the same time. #FuckTrump

Who is Mike Waltz? That name sounds fake and that guy looks like a big toe. GFY “Mike Waltz”.

Very unfair. Some are saying the most unfair game of all time. No one can believe how unfair it is. We call upon Brittany Mahomes to lead an insurrection to Stop The Steal.

Not a hunter, but might start considering taking the Firearms Safety Course and stockpiling guns just in case…I dunno…a bunch of asshole deer start getting all up in my face looking for minerals and such.

Tails never fails! #SBLIX

Are they taking nominations for Fentanyl Czar? I know just the guy

I’m probably getting ahead of myself, but when Canada defeats the US in the upcoming war should the US become the 11th Province, or the 4th Territory? I think they should have to get in line behind Nunavut, but that’s just me.

LFG Doug!! When I was in grade 3 if the class was too rowdy the teacher would flick the lights off and on a couple of times and that was the warning to settle down or else. Flick the lights on them Doug!

Look at it this way: there's a reason the only major sport that has fighting as an integral part of the game is the national sport of Canada

I think Canadian’s attitude to a trade/actual war with Trump will be along the lines of Georges Laraque’s attitude to a hockey fight: “You want to do it?” “Alright, good luck, man” And then proceed to cave the guy’s face in. m.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Bt...

Booing the US Anthem: Unimaginative. Passive. Might think you are saying Boo-urns. Singing the chorus to Fuck Donald Trump: Easy to remember. Makes the point. Shows respect to YG and Nipsey Hussle. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIR...

The @winnipegjets.com only wanted to score four goals but were forced to slap on a 25% tariff. #GoJetsGo

At a Trump rally in 2015 there was a guy who chanted “Free Gucci Mane! Trump Smokes Crack” for hours. I think Canadian sporting event attendees could muster that energy for a couple of minutes during the anthem.

Yeah, ya fukin think???

Yeah, I’m MAGA… Make America Go Away

Big thanks to The Rock for stopping in to our Xmas party on the weekend.

LET’S GOOO!!! Can’t wait for the December 24th Last Minute Shopping Extravaganza!

Guaranteed those guys are complaining to their spouses about going back to the office five days a week.

Me to my dad when he asked me if I wanted a bourbon.

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the hell out of this

Hockey players as Moo Deng, a series. 😡

This guy couldn’t be worse: