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I don't care what anyone says, recreational drugs can't possibly compete with the natural high of organizing one big folder into a series of several well-labelled subfolders UNHhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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#NewProfilePic #Musician #Artist #InMyCloakedEra

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Feeling kinda cute...Might show up in your mirror later. ✨ 🪞 ✨

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Nostradamus says several Zodiac signs will come into money this year, including Aries EHHHHHH BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP! ♈ 🤑 ✨ 💰 ✨

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Today, I gave a comedic monologue as an older Englishman, complete with a pantomimed cigarette. The audience consisted of myself. Bungee's proper snapped, innit?

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Why do all of my uncles insist on letting me down? #SnoopDogg

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Feeling wild...Might declutter my email drafts tonight. 🪩

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My 5 goals for this year: 🪩 Start dancing again 🌶️ Start cooking again 🎹 Release more music on my channel 🎶 Finish the ukulele album 👻 Make my first short horror film

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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

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Top 5 excuses I recommend for 2025: 1 - "I didn't sleep well last night" 2 - "I'm discombobulated by the time-change" 3 - "It's the 90s" 4 - "It's performance art" 5 - "That wasn't me, it was my doppelgänger"

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I was 80% convinced my neighborhood was surrounded by a fleet of glowing orange UFOs for a good 5 minutes before being reminded of the concept of fog lights. 🔶🔸🔶🔸🔶🔸🔶

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"Is there a captain here who still has the courage to do his lord's will?" ✨ Merry Christmas, happy holidays, & a happy new year! ✨

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Samwise: Everywhere I lie, there's a dirty great root sticking into my back. Frodo: Over the next 13 months, I'm going to be stabbed, stabbed again, stabbed a third time, and then have my finger bitten off. You can sit on that root and spin.

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I HAD A BIT TOO MUCH SUGAR TODAY I HAD A BIT TOO MUCH SUGAR TODAY I HAD A BIT TOO MUCH SUGAR TODAY I HAD A BIT TOO MUCH SUGAR TODAY I'm doing the twist again like we did last Summer because I HAD A BIT TOO MUCH SUGAR TODAY I HAD A BIT TOO MUCH SUGAR TODAY I HAD A BIT TOO MUCH SUGAR TODAY

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Linguist: I think we should bring back the word "anon". Colleague: Ok, when should we start saying it again? Linguist: ... Colleague: Linguist: ...soon.

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Honestly, the amount of vetting I'd have to do before following everyone back is overwhelming, so I've decided to be more selective for my sanity's sake. But if we end up interacting and becoming friendly, I'll gladly follow you back. 💚

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✨ The channel-exclusive, non-discographical, unironic ukulele album is taking shape! ✨ I'm still working out the music and lyrics, but I have a title, the majority of the track list, and a rough idea of how I want the artwork to look. 🎶

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Treebeard: There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. Me: Ok, but have you tried Arabic?

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"Joe can't come to the phone right now- he's working on the stairs". Me on the stairs:

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🎶 Per un barbiere di qualità! Di qualità! 🎶 #NotSponsored #JustShowingOffMyNewClipClip

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My sister received a jury summons today, and It's causing me second-hand stress like you wouldn't believe. In the biopic about this experience, I'd like to be played by Kate Winslet.

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You know what would be so cute? A 5 minute break from technical issues. 😩

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I am this 🤏 close to deciding to do a channel-exclusive, non-discographical, unironic ukulele album. You've been warned. 🌴 🎶

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Yesterday was Saturday, apparently.

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✨ Dear friends in the Indian community ✨ I want your help choosing a culture-infused title for this song. Bonus points if it's in Punjabi, though I'm not opposed to English. Listen to this snippet, and tell me what ideas come to mind. Thank you! 🇮🇳 #Indian #Punjabi #SouthAsian #Eastern #Music

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