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Product manager with a focus on financial platforms. RVA. Loves include waffles, wordplay, and worker’s rights. He/Him. joestanley.org.
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The Case for Always Getting The Thing At The Restaurant You Like And Know Is Good, my two hour lecture at the Being Old Is Great Actually conference

submitted 13 hours ago • 75 comments

Gotta love an 86-year-old woman with the heart of a poster

submitted 1 day ago • 183 comments

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This is a big day for couples that are one super online person and one normal

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

submitted 5 days ago • 33 comments

The idea is to fill bluesky with pictures of hotdogs and hamburgers.

submitted 6 days ago • 43 comments

my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge me: yeah my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad me: ok wait, that’s not really– my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again me: four loko

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.

submitted 8 days ago • 257 comments

Just saw your text from last night. Are you still defusing the bomb

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

the pitch for like 99% of app startups is just "what if we could make money by inserting ourselves between customers and a service that already exists" and when are we going to just collectively stop humoring this nonsense

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

if you're still offline, stay offline

submitted 11 days ago • 38 comments

never kill yourself

submitted 11 days ago • 20 comments

World’s Cartographers Continue Living Secret Life Of Luxury On Idyllic, Never Disclosed 8th Continent theonion.com/world-s...

submitted 11 days ago • 61 comments

IRS’s Direct File wasn't open source while it was being developed. But somebody just made it public!

submitted 12 days ago • 54 comments

technically it's a polyghoul

submitted 13 days ago • 132 comments

once again it is a horrible day to know literally anything

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Can't decide which explains more: 0% interest for 10 years, and the reasons for it; or the end of 0% interest for 2 years, and the reasons for it.

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Paul Atreides in a trance, simultaneously savoring the genetic memory of every single Dorito eaten by humanity’s ancestors

submitted 155 days ago • 64 comments

Incredible work from everyone involved here

submitted 14 days ago • 36 comments