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Music, kids, open of mind. I listen to people I disagree with. If you tell me the truth I’ll probably believe you. If you think that murdering people is all good then you’d better have done your homework on why.
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- Nobody; - Biopics:: I’m gonna end arbitrarily before a bunch of really huge and important events and have a paragraph or two of text telling you about it.

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People who don’t want European countries to lose their historical identities at any cost should remember that their historical identities include being the site of some of the biggest massacres in history and being the most dangerous place in the world for much of the 19th and 20th centuries.

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submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Truth and Consequincy Jones.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Why the fuck does it take so fucking long to buy a fucking car.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

Very important not to make being against someone your whole personality. Sometimes that person will be right and that’ll force you to be wrong.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Simon Amstell is the Jessie Eisenberg of Simon Amstells

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Your periodic reminder that if you believe climate change is a catastrophic threat to the Earth and you won’t even discuss nuclear energy like what are you even doing, man?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Come on Brentford

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Retail shops in Britain are literally begging us to just use Amazon

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Computer says no

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone please make a cut of Wicked without the songs? It would be amazing.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Your sweater is not warm. YOU are warm. The sweater just lets you feel it.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Normalize saying ‘ackshually’ when someone is spouting off strong opinions that you know to be based on incorrect information.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

London has become an Islamist dystopia. Today, on Christmas morning, I was at a convenience store. The Somali woman in front of me in line paid for her items and looked the Pakistani shopkeeper right in the face and said ‘Merry Christmas’. Then he said it right back to her. #truestory #butalsosatire

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas and all other enjoyable rituals to everyone from the land of the giant pigeons. Eat, drink and be carried away in their large talons.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

You’re like TMJ in a world of TMZ’s

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

How did we let this team beat us last week? #newcastlebrentford

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I made really chewy steak today. So bummed.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

If you are about to become president of the United States of America, and you are suing a relatively small newspaper for saying something you think was slightly inaccurate about your chances of winning an election then you’re wasting your fucking time and ours.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Sensitivity to language politics and giving a shit about how you treat people are not the same thing.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Ok NOW Pep is in trouble. #mancity

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Due process is really important. Like REALLY important.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t want to try to get to the truth then you aren’t even on the side you’re on.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

This change in policy was announced as early as September. It has nothing to do with some halfwit murderer who admits he doesn’t really know a fucking thing.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments