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joethemo.bsky.social
Perpetually sad PokeGay. I wanna hug every cat and take all the naps
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I blankied him

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

Michelle Trachtenberg has passed away at the age of 39

submitted 7 hours ago • 73 comments

I don't know who Maryanne is but she's a bitch

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Lunch completely sucked, now I need to find something else to eat

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

If your child dies because you chose not to get them vaccinated, you should be arrested for child neglect, and child endangerment for anyone else’s children that were exposed to your child.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Had a dream I was sucking some thick D. Woke up sad cuz there was no dick in my mouth 😭

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I hate when you accidentally will something into existence. Playing Pokemon and stupidly said the sentence "I'm playing a dangerous game, if this Pokemon crits me I'm dead" and the next move was a crit 😭

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Rep. Jasmine Crockett doesn’t hold back on how she feels about Elon Musk 🔥 “If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?” Crockett: “Fuck off”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

"Tell me everything you do for your job." - people who have quite literally never worked

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

My nephew said it's a stay home day. Wonder if I could convince my boss to let me take the day off 😂😂

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Also the Kalos starters. It really, really, really annoys me that Mega was discovered/introduced in Kalos but it's the Kanto starters that got Megas?!?!

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I'm picking two 1. Dragonite. It pisses me off that so many pseudos and dragons have Megas but the OG is ignored 2. Butterfree. They gave Beedrill a Mega but not Butterfree?!

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If you don't randomly quote Don't Trust the B... in day to day life, we can't be friends

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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theaters First movie I ever saw in theaters. Fun fact, I cried cuz I was so scared of the raptors 😂😂

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It's not even 10:30 and I'm thinking about lunch

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Spinning a wheel to decide what I can catch on each route and I WAS SO CLOSE!!!

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I say again

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Wait, is this team seriously called the Predators??? No one thought that was a bad idea?!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Time to take over the world

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Good thing i didn't go out yesterday. Apparently there were nazi fucks downtown and I 100% would be in jail if I ever see these fuckers cuz I honestly dont think I could/would stop myself from driving full speed into these assholes

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Why am I up before 8????

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How is it only 10:37??? It feels like it's 2am

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm doing really bad at reading this year. I haven't touched the book I was reading in almost 2 weeks

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Resisting the urge to go to the store cuz I know there's a 90% chance I'll be walking out with a new gaming console

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)

submitted 5 days ago • 102 comments

This is how book banning sounds to me. You could just...not check the book out. :) #comics #books #bannedbooks

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

These early morning headaches really need to fuck off

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Did Marco just murder death kill those guys?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

My night

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

submitted 5 days ago • 2506 comments

*Carolyn voice* Bob the Dreyg Queen on Hell's Kitchen?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Didn't share lunch with Rosco and he is losing his shit. He keeps attacking my hands thinking there's secret chicken in there....there isn't buddy, sorry

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Not gonna lie, knowing we're about to have a Danielle/Britney traitor team has taken away all interest in the rest of the season

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

(Not) Sadly i cannot partake in the high school vs now photo trend cuz I have meticulously made sure no photos of me from high school exist. That is a period of my life you will NEVER see

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I thought I was being funny naming my Solrock SunnyCameHome, now I have Shawn Colvin stuck in my head. That backfired

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“wellll I’m still calling it gulf of mexico,” I say knowing full well I’ve never talked about that body of water in my entire life

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Everything sucks. Maybe I'll finally buy that new Xbox I've been eyeing the last few weeks. Everything will still suck but yay new gaming console

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Woke up with such a headache 😭

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