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I (pictured) went for a bike ride on the boardwalk (pictured) and was pleasantly surprised to run into my grandmother (not pictured) out for a walk. I offered her a ride on my handlebars (pictured), but she declined.

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1. Vanish Into You 2. Abracadabra 3. LoveDrug 4. Garden Of Eden 5. Perfect Celebrity 6. Shadow Of A Man 7. Zombieboy 8. Disease 9. Killah 10. Die With A Smile 11. Kill For Love (bonus) 12. How Bad Do U Want Me 13. Can’t Stop The High (bonus) 14. Blade Of Grass 15. The Beast 16. Don’t Call Tonight

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My wishlist for The Traitors season 4.

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No lyric has ever resonated with me more than SZA singing, “Trying to grow without hating the process.”

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My favorite part of office culture is seeing two people closely walking next to each other, aggressively whispering their grievances. You just know tea is getting spilled.

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Humans were not designed to read this many emails.

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I refer to it as my midlife cri-stache.

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Shoutout to Tate McRae for releasing back-to-back no-skip albums.

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Secured.

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I am so fortunate to have a best friend who reacts like this when I wanna discuss the same shit for the nth time.

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How much longer do we have to wait to see the so-called “superb owl?”

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NEVER take good lighting for granted.

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When my coworkers ask me how I am, I always say, “not too bad,” because when I’m at work, I’m never good, but usually not terrible.

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There’s nothing I hate more than not being able to go from phone call to FaceTime back to phone call, without hanging up FaceTime and recalling.

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Desperately need to stand at the edge of a cliff and scream for twenty minutes.

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The six most triggering words: Can I ask you a question?

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Sorry, could you repeat that? I was distracted by how my sleeves are fitting tighter around my arms.

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There’s no betrayal quite as piercing as discovering a seed in your genetically-modified seedless orange.

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There are really grown-ass men out here named Skyler… (please ignore the hypocrisy of this post coming from a grown-ass man who calls himself “joey”)

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The adult equivalent to saving your allowance.

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As someone who has dedicated his life to studying Haircut Compliment Maximization, let me offer this tip: If you cut your hair more often, you’ll be complimented more often. But be wary of diminishing returns. Cut it too often and you won’t receive any compliments. I recommend 3 week cycles.

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I’m of the belief that if someone holds the door for you or stops their car so you can cross, a light courtesy jog is owed in return.

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If I hear one more person justify themselves by saying neither option was good, I’m going to lose my fucking mind. Even if you believe that, drinking milk two days past its expiration date is still irrefutably better than drinking sewer sludge.

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I don’t really know the gym like that, so I feel more comfortable calling it the james.

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There’s a 50% chance my fly is down at any moment in time, and it is never intentional. I would love to know when I started forgetting to zip my pants, because this didn’t used to be a problem.

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Am I a bad person for telling my coworker “not really” when she asked if I wanna see a picture of her dog? Am I a worse person for dryly responding “Wow, very dog-like. Was not expecting that,” when she showed it to me anyway?

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There’s nothing I hate more than when I’m playing a game in handheld and the screen fades to black during a transition, and all I see is the reflection of a twelve-chinned slug I’ve turned into staring back at me.

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I know I’m far from rebellious because even in video games, I feel compelled to choose the most moral options.

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I have a thing or two in common with snow on the beach: weird, but fuckin’ beautiful.

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I’m not an astrology believer, but TikTok told me 2025 is gonna be a good year for Pisces, so now I’m an astrology believer.

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One positive of taking care of yourself is you’ll probably live longer. One negative of taking care of yourself is you’ll probably live longer.

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The best part of any workout is the dance break between sets.

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There’s nothing I hate more than people who say the time as “quarter to eight.” Why are you bringing fractions and arithmetic into this? Who are you trying to impress with all that? Just say “seven forty-five” like a normal person.

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The 2025 Before photos. Watch this space.

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In 2024 I achieved a personal best in hotness. But spoiler alert: in 2025 I’m gonna be even hotter.

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There’s nothing I hate more than when you start a new game and it tells you to adjust the brightness until the icon is barely visible. Like, what do you mean “barely”? It was barely visible at the default setting, but I can still barely see it even at the lowest setting.

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Washed a vitamin down with soda and had a brief moment of panic that foam would erupt from my mouth, as if it was Mentos.

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No matter how old I am, I will always refresh NORAD on Christmas Eve to track Santa’s location.

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You’re not bad at wrapping presents, you just don’t put in the effort.

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