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Former Prince of North Vancouver (2020-2022), Professional poster, Titles also include: Bad boy of Landscaping, NB’s Top Chip Salesman. The worlds only Joker: Folie a Deux defender “Textbook alcoholic”
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As someone who’s irrational fear is getting buried alive I actually think cave divers possess something equivalent to a neanderthal IQ

Per my employers “addiction consultant” I am a “textbook alcoholic” this is huge news

If there are any Charlie Kirk fans on bluesky please interact with this I want to ruin your live in the marketplace of ideas

I think if you’re upset you can kiss approximately one man in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 that you would absolutely hate what I do in my free time

#promosky I think in 2025 we should bring back slamming open the door to the saloon so hard you bring the establishment to a halt and then throw down a random assortment of coins for a whiskey

I may adopt the Cloud hairstyle with the earrings. Stay tuned. Unfortunately I dont think having a big sword on your back is socially acceptable so may forego that

The latest corporation to feel my wrath is scuf gaming. They fail to consider I am incredibly annoying

Guy’s I’m not an incel I just get ghosted full time and understand why they did it

3 days of tantalizing conversation down the drain with an untimely blocking. Thats ghosting #3. Off to a roaring start this January 2025 #promosky

It’s absolutely fascinating how little knowledge of parliamentary systems Andrew Tate has

The US military is good sure but no, it cannot take on the entire EU… Donald, dump the Greenland idea

I’d like to offer an official statement on the California Fires: Definitely not good- Joey Diesel

2025 is starting as any good year does with me harassing a company for their incompetence. Purolator will find out what happens when I have free time

Purolator in Saint Laurent, QC operations have been delayed by 6 business days due to 1cm of snow. Stay tuned for more

Justin Trudeau has died

Guys who peaked in high school (aside from me) love the Poilievre and JP interview

So far my ghosted count for 2025 is at a solid 1. We have a long way to go to reach 2024’s numbers but I think with enough grit and determination we can soar past it. #promosky

Nicotine is beautiful #promosky

BREAKING: 14 year old Console warriors on X (Formerly Twitter) hate him. He has both SHOCKING

Level up your addiction by having a disposable and pouches on the go, its just one way I stay above the competition

Happy New Year to all, including my haters,hatresses and hatretheys, the communists and the looters especially. I have some of the hottest takes you’ve seen lined up. Stay tuned. #promosky

There’s been much deliberation about the logistics of Justin’s GST break but have we considered that at ANBL right now you can get a 6 pack of tall Sapporo’s for $16? Think before you hate

BREAKING: Victoria Police Department on high alert as Joey Diesel announces his plans to return to the municipality in Summer 2025. Stay tuned for updates

Elon Musk runs the US government now but its all chill. All Good.

Networking on a Saturday night (Ive dm’ed two guys I kinda know about what the New Years move is). It’s just one way I stay above the competition

My dad has informed me he is perfectly okay with 2 men doing the nasty on Game of Thrones. Big news

Fuck

Insane urinal faux-pas committed today.

The janitor at my work is very inconsiderate to those of us with nervous bladders

I challenge any Christian to convince me their religion is more valid than believing in Zeus and the greek gods. Personally I think they’re way cooler and would rather believe they’re real.

Holding the line as Joker: Folie a Deux’s most prominent defender. Come at me

Justin Trudeau has died

I regret to inform bluesky I have had 3 hazy IPA’s and will be in a gladiator match with my demons tonight

I can’t be the only one who thought all the Indy previews looked like trash and now can’t stop playing

Bad post of the day: Truly a masterclass in making someones addiction into a way to garner sympathy for yourself for having had to see them struggle. Maybe don’t put your “ex best friend” on blast on facebook.

Upon seeing the reaction to Ciri’s appearance in The Witcher 4. I have decided we should make every game character a shadowy figure with no features. Its the only way to meet these people in the middle.

gofund.me/c3727c45 Do you all remember getting “the gift of charity” in Skyrim? Now imagine that in real life. Help a man out

gofund.me/4d1986bc Joey Diesel has fallen on hard times. Sad!

Kraven the hunter getting bad reviews?? Who could have seen this coming