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Princeton class of ‘78. I was a hay fever admit (when the dean goes to put your application in the reject pile, but she sneezes and it blows onto the acceptance pile). It’s all explained in my forthcoming novel—I just need a publisher.
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Draft Dodger deports Purple Heart Vet.

Operation Stormy Daniels. Haha

Breaking news! You could have knocked me over with a feather. All three of trump’s sons appeared on the Rachel Maddow show in military fatigues, announcing that if there will be boots on the ground in Iran that they will be the first to go. I couldn’t believe my eyes and ears! “We…continued.

What have we become? And how do we make it stop? 😢

Senator Mark Kelly put it in milder terms, saying that a man with no combat experience wants to be the first to drop bombs. But let’s be frank. A draft dodger wants to be the first to drop bombs.

The next job for ICE ==============

MSNBC dug up the clip of former Trump Sec Def Mark Esper saying that Trump asked him in 2020 to shoot protesters -- an order Pete Hegseth wouldn't rule out following if Trump asked him to do it today

News break, trump decided to arrest the perpetrator of the climate change hoax. Kristi noem will be sent to heaven on a secret space x mission to arrest God. They say that they can prove that He starts fires, hurricanes, droughts and other calamities just to convince us that climate change is real.

They Are All like This.

PRIVILEGE is getting paid FOR committing a crime.......

'Embarrassing': Trump 'booed mercilessly' by Kennedy Center at 'Les Miserables' opening

“This aged well”

Welp, if the voting machines were tampered with and Harris is the rightful president, she should be sworn in! We should not shrug this off because “so much time has passed” the election should be honored with the rightful winner in place!! m.economictimes.com/news/interna...

This draft dodger, who liked to pretend he was in the military by wearing this cute little costume in high school, is planning to use our real military domestically against US citizens. This violates the Posse Comitatus Act enacted in 1878 to stop our military being used as a domestic police force.

Truth 👇

Sharpiegate Redux—hot off the presses: President Dorian oops I mean Donald trump declared, with great deliration and no deliberation (typical for him), that he “don’t need no damn NOAA,” he’s got a Sharpie that can predict hurricanes!

This one doesn't like to be on blast . We'll he's an asshole so let's do it .

Breaking news. Pete Hegseth, already notorious for obsessing over his makeup to the point of installing a makeup room in the pentagon, will not allow the USS Harvey Milk to steal his spotlight. So the ship is being renamed.

Why the masks? Whistleblower about to come forward. The two fascist orgs, who shall go unnamed, most implicated in Jan6 are supplying the manpower. Good news is they’re volunteers—they love this sh*t.

Yes.

Hey Nazi, You Are Reading The Wrong Book For This Country

Despite Trump's past record of early morning Truth Social posts and his penchant for saying stupid things, I'm finding it a bit unbelievable that he wrote this.

Remember when Republicans fought central planning? Now they’re applauding a president who tells Apple where to produce and Harvard who to hire. They've trading in limited government for micromanagement, freedom for fealty, and market forces for Mar-A-Lago favors.

Mainstream media headlines: “trump calls putin absolutely crazy!” If that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black, then nothing is.

Dear Mike Johnson and friends,

Facts!!!

Elect a felon. Expect felony.

Our world has been turned upside down. We love our African Violets, which have been in our family for longer than we can remember. We had to rename them American Violets or captain bonespurs was going to deport them to South Sudan! Can you believe this S*it?

Il Rapporto della Cipolla: This just in—MTG just introduced a bill to require seniors to submit 5 productive things they did each month to receive their next SS check. “Seniors over 65 should consider themselves lucky that they haven’t been 86’d. SS isn’t supposed to be a free lunch.”

I strongly advise Pope Leo not to accept Vance’s invitation to the White House. Like Zelensky’s visit, it’s an invitation to an AMBUSH!

I am so sick of eating French fries and Canada Dry. Why hasn’t our Führer declared that we should eat amerikan fries with amerikan dry? While I’m on the subject why are we eating Swiss chard? But as an Italian amerikan I’m still eating pizza, not Peoria!