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joeyp.bsky.social
I'm the hospice baddie Formerly NeedsAttention Pronto, formerly NuttedOnLibraryBook, formerly OnlyHereForStefan, formerly Dogdozer 🦍🦧🐒
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Take the internet away

BREAKING

I have had some form of migraine for a week straight

groimes is troying to medicate arr choild

About 10 years ago a lecturer asked our class who had a Klout score. It was a similar thing to this, it aggregated your social media following 'power' and gave you a score. I had an account so I raised my hand. 'Loser' - he said, correctly

To the tune of Maneater: 🎶 He's a migrainer, got a sore head, head is so sore, don't even want a head ohh, ow, ohh 🎶

what have i been doing

I'm bisexual enough to admit I would love a new Fightstar record

My Mom is sick in bed so my Dad brought her a Red Bull? Built different that lad

Caprese baguette from a now-closed place called Baguette Time on Davie St in Vancouver

Might become a guy who says that housing is fine here and we should funnel State money to Lockheed Martin or whatever, might get a column out of it. Seems like literal morons can convince @irishtimes.com & @independent.ie to pay out, why not me?

Cool that everyone bought tickets to see noted nazi Phil Anselmo on Friday

We have officially gone too far in the YouTube "mood video to fall asleep to" genre

I'm not the same species as people who find Seinfeld funny

"uh penis..." (radio noises) "we have a boner"

i feel like Guts Berserk rn (a beautiful stupid tomboy trapped in the body of a hulking autistic man that gay men fear and lust after) 😔

Mystery Cock

Stop putting Michael H_bbes in my timelines

people from Galway love Macnas characters because it's good to see yourself represented in art

I'd like to work for SAP just for the email address. [email protected] would be so good

This beast just flew over Dublin, Antonov An12BP from Shannon to Paris

Stay away from us you dogbrained freak

I wonder if @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social and @jaseomcn.bsky.social are on the same bus

Loads of culchies up from Tallaght for the match god bless them

It's A Trap on Aungier St got broken into again and had a load of gear whipped. Pop in and get a coffee, unreal vegan pastries too

Bryan Quimby callout

This band rips ✅️ This band kicks ass ✅️ This band rips ass 🚫

Nice big oil/fuel runoff in the Liffey this morning