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joeysirloin.bsky.social
Fuck it Sprite car
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Bubbly, refreshing, and crisp. Yeah, that’s right. Sprite car

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The Sprite car can go up to 31 mph! #TrueSpriteCarFacts

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The Sprite Car may run out of gas, but it will never run out of Sprite

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy Carter Fortnite skin when

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

@mcuban.bsky.social Mark if you invest in Sprite Car we could have the Sprite Car Bowl and the winning team could drive the Sprite Car for a little bit. Cmon just think about it

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I’m the Timothee Chalamet of throwing up

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes, I think about what it would feel like to be the #2 Sprite car fan, and wince

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The Sprite car cannot drive itself. But it’s fun to pretend that it could.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Let the Sprite car race F1

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Sprite car

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Today is a great day for a Browns win, or to be run over by a midsize sedan driving approximately 12 mph

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

The masculine desire to be run over by the Sprite car

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

A true “porch pirate” would steal the whole porch

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

@stefanheck.bsky.social there’s only one thing left to do…

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Me when someone hijacks my #spritecar

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

@mcuban.bsky.social if you acquire a #spritecar, could I borrow it? #prettyplease #luxury

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Only true #spritecar fans will retweet this

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Only true #spritecar fans will retweet this

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus died for our #spritecar

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters

submitted 111 days ago • 64 comments

I fucking love corporate ad seepage!!! I fucking love corporate ad seepage!!!!!!!!

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

*light depicting a decapitated cartoon version of myself driving my car pops on on my dashboard* Hmmm… that can’t be good

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Riding the top of the sprite car like a skateboard

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Court needs more call and repeats

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

I have never seen an executive dunk in the board room, and the only reason I can come up with is they must not have breakaway rims

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Hmmm what about a “Baby on Board” sticker for wives with MAGA husbands

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I have returned from TikTok with gifts

submitted 117 days ago • 44 comments

“Folk, sports has so many sponsors now, it’s only a matter of time before quarterbacks have to call ‘Pizza Hut, Hut, Hike!’” *booing audience showers me in D volt batteries*

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

1 like = 1 thank you sprite car

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Finally a good use for AI

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Today I am continuing to ignore my emotions by bringing a case of beer to this weird conference and trying to convince people that it comes in 30-packs to pay respect to the 29 men who died on the Edmund Fitzgerald, plus one for the ship

submitted 119 days ago • 12 comments

POINT: A Trump presidency will make every aspect of our lives worse COUNTER-POINT: There’s a great chance of a Trump/Costco Guys crossover

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

A delicious quick breakfast: Air fry some Sprite

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Chef Boyardee didn’t die for this

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Setting up a twitter bot account that only tweets about how good Donald Trump’s shoes smell to throw my hat in the ring for the Security of Defense position

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Imagining the #spritecar using my mind… wow

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

What makes Trump’s blowout win even more shocking is he never formally announced he wanted to fuck Princess Peach, one of voters’ most important issues

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

*sadly YouTubes “learn Elon musk impression”*

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