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Latest betting for the new Archbishop of Canterbury: The Rev Gino D’Acampo 1/2 Archbishop Gregory Wallace 2/1 Fr Philip Schofield 4/1 The Rev Kanye West 10/1 Fr Cardew Robinson 25/1 Rev Mohamed Al Fayed 50/1 Fr Ronnie Pickering (you know him) 66/1 What could go wrong? ⛪️🙏

Well I can’t see them regretting this one…

Well that's a new one for me. Did not know that "channel" was a synonym for "idiot" in Chinese

Five years on, let's check on how Brexit is going:

What a fantastic, interesting interview. Well done @jemmaforte.bsky.social and @marina-purkiss.bsky.social thank you for bringing this to us 👍

I've been critical of Starmer, but he's been excellent today. I hope he maintains his newly-discovered backbone, and realises he's the FUCKING PRIME MINISTER, and can afford to take on the right wing media. In fact, he can't afford not to.

@jemmaforte.bsky.social @marina-purkiss.bsky.social @thetrawl.bsky.social The new episode’s first howler 🤪

I really recommend this, it’s not your average podcast that’s for sure! Can’t wait to hear what @jemmaforte.bsky.social @marina-purkiss.bsky.social and @thetrawl.bsky.social have for us in 2025. I love it 👍

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Kemi needn’t worry!😌 Len, the butcher in the village, tells me who his new Reform Party members are: Sally the simple girl who drinks oil. Tilly, Mrs Ball’s elderly poodle. Len’s imaginary wife. The haystack in Farmer Dunn’s field near the stream. Old Colonel Marsh who died in 2021.

Man of the people, Nigel Farage, having a lovely day out with toffs on a Boxing Day hunt, murdering innocent animals for fun.

What a great end to the day, many many laughs in this Christmas special. The best podcast of the year! @jemmaforte.bsky.social @marina-purkiss.bsky.social @thetrawl.bsky.social www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/epi...

Alone or lonely at Christmas? New to social media? There’s a great tradition with the hashtag #joinin, you just search for it and see lots of friendly messages. Someone has also created a feed here: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Good morning lovely phone family. I have several messages today. This one is for all of you who are working, whether it's for our amazing NHS or Emergency Services, or you're one of our wonderful unsung heroes. Thank you 💙❤️ I hope you still get time for yourselves and to spend with loved ones 🥰

Yesterday we celebrated ‘Nana Terry’ day in honour of Therese Coffey’s promotion to The House of Lords. We processed through the streets smoking cigars in wine stained clothing. We then urinated & defecated in the village pond before going on to the pub to eat some delicious turnips! 🥳

The RSPCA has been accused of a “failure of leadership” as Chris Packham and Caroline Lucas resigned after undercover investigations revealed animal cruelty at the charity’s Assured abattoirs and farms. Story👇 www.thetimes.com/article/100c...

Hoorah I’ve finished my Christmas shopping! Here’s what I got my dear Bunty: -A peerage in The House of Lords -Moist bread -A Rachel Reeves wig -Prince Andrew’s house -Boris Johnson’s new book, ‘Unquiched’ -Therese Coffey’s hand crafted yeast -A tractor to protest with.🎄🎅🏻

A peerage for Therese Coffey, whose work as Environment Secretary led to the creation of the term, 'designated bathing shite'.

Hello all! Finally created a Blue Sky account! Woooohooo