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john.kreitlow.rocks
Señor UX Engineer at Microsoft, building #webcomponents and #designsystems. #gamecollector, #vinylcollector, and hobbyist. Also a gay. All opinions (especially the bad ones) are my own.
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I don't know why I didn't do this sooner

This but Balatro pls

The work @stuffbreaker.bsky.social is doing is really filling out the story/dream of Custom Element Manifests. Write a custom element → Add JSDoc → Run thru the analyzer → [ generate docs, power a storybook, automate creating React wrappers, make a changelog, in-editor intelligence, and more ]

bro they yassified uriel septim vii

Oh cool my new DAP has a Balatro port

Happy TWENTIETH BIRTHDAY to Psychonauts! Here’s to a very special game, a very special team, and a very special community of players, cosplayers, and paranormal paratroopers! ❤️🧠🌀🕸️💥🐢🍰🐻🪶🌲🧘🏽🚣‍♂️🏆🎭🛶🪬🛀🏼🧸🎉🧡💚💭🧊🔥!

But without being verified, how can you be sure this is the REAL @john.kreitlow.rocks? OooooOOOOoooh spooOOoOoOooky

We’re just innocent men

It's Psychonauts' 20th anniversary. 🧠🧠 🤯 What can you even say! It feels like yesterday butalso one hundred years ago. Double Fine took a big swing on our first game and let's be honest: we kinda nailed it? Thank you all for your love and support over the years. We love that you love Raz so much!

Is it too much to ask for a TB4 switch, a TB4 dock, a 240hz ultrawide monitor, a small 4k monitor, two webcams, a digital mixer, a DAC, a Stream Deck, a mouse, and a keyboard, to JUST WORK™️ with a Macbook Pro M3 and a Ryzen 7950X on an ASUS ProArt mobo via USB4? I'm not the unreasonable one here

Websites are back! https colon double whack triple w dot

Why vibe coding is bad, actually

Like AND subscribe? In this economy?

Fontaines DC @ Showbox SoDo

Seeing Fontaines DC tonight 💓

reading through 20-year old lyric website comments to find out who did the song Demon Days so dirty

You can feature the App Tray in the design system but you can't feature the Design System in the app tray

why don’t you sit down and write some god damn HTML

When your app's release notes are "We're constantly updating and improving our app" it's actually marketing speak for "we have no project management"

the articles on the whitehouse website are unhinged and psychotic

Figma balls lmao

pixelfed.social/p/kreitlow/8...

tariff deez nuts

We’re just normal men

He's so unbelievably useless omg

Happy Record Store Day, everybody. Make sure to shop local.

@officialjackwhite.bsky.social hasn't done a tiny desk concert and that makes no sense

Am I like the only one who hasn't really been interested in the direction that Bon Iver has been going?

I like to visualize shadowRoot as some sort of hearty tuber

Jeez Safari you don't have to be a jerk about it

vibe coding is the new blockchain and I mean that in the most pejorative way possible

Dead cat bounce

I'm rewatching Schitt's Creek for the third or fourth time and I cannot express how much I absolutely loathe Roland