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Writer-reader-gamer and house/plant/gym himbo. 🌹💪✨ New Orleans ⚜️🏡
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Pop off queens 🌹✨ #bloomscrolling

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Pretty good day

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Ooh I see em peeking 🫣🌹✨ #bloomscrolling

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Here’s an intentional baby aloe and accidental, maybe petunia? in my window garden. And geranium day could be any moment now! #bloomscrolling

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Sun cat ☀️🐱

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Obsessed with the gradient. #bloomscrolling

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#bloomscrolling 🌹✨ featuring YARD CAT!!

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So many things today. Got back to the incline press. And a 6-plate squat 😮‍💨

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Tuesday: also for yard things

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Peter Reading, that line break on “aimed at”

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Dreamt I lost Scooter in the forest and I may never recover (we are both devout inside cats)

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Ooh here we go! Hey buds!! 🌹✨ #bloomscrolling

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Fat blue Monday. Feeling dysmorphic and busy and stuck. Been home for too many days in a row. Want to gym, but must ingest stimulant and sit at computer 🫡

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Country boy come to town

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Sunday is for yard things and omg it’s almost geranium day! #bloomscrolling

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Spring is a welcome sight. My spring bulbs are emerging. #irises #daffodil #crocus #springflowers

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These #roses have really brightened my week. Feels a little silly but I just beam at them every time I walk by. Amazed to have something so beautiful come out of the mottled bushes in my yard. #bloomscrolling

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RUPAUL: Beware the Ides of Jersey, it’s Michelle Visage! Michelle, what do you know about Caesar? MICHELLE: Caesar? I barely even know ‘er! RUPAUL: Style Superstar Carson Kressley, when’s the last time you got stabbed in the back? CARSON: Twenty minutes ago in my dressing room, Ru!

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I contain multitudes

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And a good morning from sleepy king Scooter

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🤩🌹✨ #bloomscrolling Gotta get this queen inside before tornado time. Already blustery out here 🍃

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Did my best dancer pose ever today in yoga and I’m still glowing from the skill-ups 😊🪷

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Bombastic side eye

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Came to Costco for milk and a hotdog. They got me, gals. #bloomscrolling

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Lip sync for your lift: isotonic muscle work while you practice for your next main stage moment

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Flex Friday? 💪✨ I don’t have many before pictures. This is 3-4 years in. Still shocked by my strength sometimes.

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This is Ozma of Oz - the legitimate ruler of Oz that the Wizard unseated! She is enchanted by the witch Mombi to live as a servant boy named Tip. (Wish I could find an image from my childhood book, but like Escapade, my copy came from a gas station so i fear it has long since fallen apart)

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Another banger from the yard! 🌹✨ #bloomscrolling

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microsoft word deciding it is allowed to have shitty little OPINIONS about composition along with its shitty little spellcheck when will my butlerian jihad come o lord

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💪💙✨

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We’re still going 🌹✨ #roses #bloomscrolling

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Losers don’t get to define Queer stories. From POST, bookshop in bio.

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pov: you are my plants

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Hey diva, do you like, wanna queen out sometime over our shared hyperfixation 🥺👉👈

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"Look, you can be a computer programmer if you want, but at least get a degree in creative writing so you have something to fall back on if the programming thing doesn't work out, okay?"

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Damp champ.

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📸 a Forest Ranger working near Fort McHenry National Monument in Maryland, was in the right place at the right time to snap a photo of this sweet Red Fox. #wildlife #fox From the NationalParkService.gov

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