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johnathancraig.bsky.social
Head writer for Uncle Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers. Also, Keeper of the Deodorant Key #WDE
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War Eagle. That was too close.

War damn eagle

Me either local police.

Just did it myself. Just because.

I just did this. You should too.

If you had told me last week Kenny Pickett would be taking snaps in the Super Bowl….

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

Eagles wow

Apparently

OK dunkin

Terrible call

Jalen Hurts. Famous Oklahoma alum

Oh my god kick the fucking ball

I fucking love Miles Kelly

Read. It's worth your time.

The madness of this moment is pretty hard to capture with words. But @johnarchibald.bsky.social did it today. www.al.com/news/2025/01...

My favorite thing about this season is enjoying it with my 10 year old son! #WDE

Same girl. Same.

Good fight Texans.

This is the way #eaton

Mike's book "Jewish Space Lasers" explained the centuries-long history of how Marjorie Taylor Greene came to blame wildfires on fictional direct energy weapons instead of climate change. Yesterday, Mike's house burned down from climate-induced wildfires. Please buy his remarkable book.

So much fun!!! #WDE

Halftime was Corgi races.

We're here #WDE

Tickets for the Auburn game in Austin tomorrow night are cheap.

That's how I taught my 10 year old how to do it lol.

Happy 8th Night!

Happy New Year!!!!

Happy Hanukkah and Happy New Year!!!!

Even if it's only you, keeping the spirit alive means something. Happy 6th Night!!!

What?!?!

Happy Fifth Night!!!!

Happy 4th Night!!!!

Your mission is to use this phrase tomorrow with friends or family with no context.

Night Three!!!

Happy 2nd night!

Happy Hanukkah!!!

It was a very Turtley Christmas!!!!

Hundo

Chaney Johnson going off tonight!!!!!