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If your car is too wide for parking spaces then it's too wide.

Hey #bhafc fans just a penalty won then the winning goal today from Yalcouye today:- youtu.be/23ag9nq7Wgk?... I guess we'll be seeing him soon enough.

As a #bhafc fan to say my feelings are mixed for this Newcastle/Forest game would be an understatement. Wholeheartedly laughing at the 4th suggests my PTSD still looms large.

An all-time favourite from the letters page of @vizcomic.bsky.social

Ayari may well get left behind in this summer's customary #bhafc 100's of million £££ sell off (to Chelsea). I for one will be very happy, as unsung players go he's definitely the most unsungyist.

Against my better judgement, still in Yates' Southampton. My boy is desperate to stay so suggests I start on the gin. "Do you know how much it is?" "£3, it's basically free". A lesson in financial management is required. #bhafc.

Your time isn't that precious. You don't need to rush around everywhere, trying to be busy every second of the day. No need to have an aneurysm because someone made you slow down while driving, or because they were slow to use a cash point. Chill out a bit, you'll live longer.

Apologies to the decent lad behind me at #bhafc who started singing 'Europe Again..' when I told you to shut the f up, I didn't mean to be quite so forthright. 😂

Halftime summary:- #bhafc don't have to be as good as they think they do, in order to win this match. Still, completely unnecessary, squeaky bum time.

In position but unfortunately right in the firing line for shooting practice. #AlwaysMakesMeLaugh

#saintsfc away but about 10 mins quicker than the usual schlep to #bhafc. And now for the customary #Greggs photo.

My first #bhafc game since you know what - you know when. Gonna take this opportunity to apologise to my fellow Albion fans, as well as congratulate the fans of #sfc. Although I thought the injury time hattrick was a little unnecessary.

I hereby call for the BBC to introduce a new system of Farage Fridays. They can use that day's coverage to satisfy their urge to talk about him, and the other six days can be kept for us normal people who are sick of seeing that fucking clown on our TV screens.

Trump running America is the political equivalent of letting Dougal do a funeral.

Anti-low traffic neighbourhood campaigners with families should be made to live in the middle of roundabouts, since they seem to love cars more than their own kids.

I'm attempting to revive a 20+ year old quartz watch. I've just spent nearly 2 hours removing these 2 (+ 1 other) screws with a shard of a Stanley knife blade held by a pair of pliers. I may never be able to see again. #wristwatch #watches.

So yes on 80 mins I did bet on United winning, but in fairness to me I was only actually betting on Spurs being shite, not Utd being shiteier.

😂, just seen the Sky image of the ages of United's bench. They were on a par with #bhafc starting XI.

A worthy cause from one of our own:- www.justgiving.com/page/cox-fam...

1 thought on the #bhafc booing of Cucu. It goes against my 'easy now' outlook as it clearly works, so crack on. But if anyone of you so much as thinks about screaming for a policeman when he gives it back, I will personally come round and slap the back of your legs, in front of all you friends.

Motorists that complain about cyclists are top tier cunts. Cars kill people.

Hang on a sec, there's every chance at #bhafc we've just watched The Goal of the Season again. (Poss Puskas acknowledgement, again) Into the South Stand goal, again. Scored in the 30 something minute, again. (38 & 36 mins) Are you not entertained?

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#bhafc fans I don't care how much you hate this fake panto side of #epl watching, you really must watch this rollercoaster of bull-ploppies, just to get to reactions to the 3rd goal. Well played lads this one really made me 😂 youtu.be/qnkhxRnK4a4?...

😭 overworked today so am having to miss my 4th #bhafc league game of the season (home and away). TBH me not being there will probably inspire the team to greatness. I hope everyone else enjoys there evening.

So much of the Trump administration's policy endangers the lives of specific groups. So in a way, having RFK Jr. as the Secretary of Health and Human Services is a way of making things more fair because now EVERYONE is more likely to die.