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🕹 Video game reviewer @ Push Square 💃 Hopelessly addicted to Infinity Nikki. 💙 Final Fantasy 💙 Mass Effect 💙 Yakuza / Like a Dragon 💙 Persona 💙 Metal Gear Solid 💙 Elden Ring / Soulsborne 💙 Cyberpunk 2077 💙 JRPGs 💙 7/10 underrated gems 💙 Visual novels 👌 Etc
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Does anyone know how the patterns thing works on Infinity Nikki? I unlocked it and do not appear to actually make any patterns.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I am a one game at a time gamer. Or at least, one main game and a forever game. Somehow, I'm in a situation. I'm currently playing: Oblivion Remastered Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Zenless Zone Zero Infinity Nikki Shin Megami Tensei V Midnight Suns I am never getting back to Final Fantasy XIV 😭

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Dyes in Infinity Nikki is a game changer. My life is over.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just logged into Infinity Nikki before work like always to do my daily stuff, and was greeted with what can only be described as Malenia from Elden Ring, Fabulous Edition. Wow.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

They're making the bullshit Infinity Nikki eureka trophy easier in the next patch. Mixed feelings. Only trophy I have left for the platinum so that's nice, but I kinda respect how ridiculous it currently is.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone: Clair Obscur had me crying in the first 15 minutes. Me: Bullshit. Stop being dramatic. 12 minutes into Clair Obscur

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Clair Obscur Expedition 33 is basically what I've wanted from Final Fantasy for the last twenty years. I hope someone at Square Enix is paying attention.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

My toxic trait is that I judge people harshly based on who their favourite Mass Effect squadmates are.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Explain your @ I don't dance.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to Placebo like it's 1998 over here wondering if 41 is too old for another eyeliner phase

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits 👀

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I'm into the way they announced the Ghost of Yotei release date. So many of these unnecessary streams these days, and most of them could just be a blog post. Golf clap.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Clair Obscur reviews hit and its not a disappointment so now I have to buy it

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Great now I'm addicted to Zenless Zone Zero. How did this happen.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Okay now reveal the Final Fantasy IX remake

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Died in Shin Megami Tensei V and lost like three hours progress because I forgot it doesn't autosave 😭

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I have started playing Zenless Zone Zero and I am not sure I like it. Maybe Infinity Nikki is the only gacha pish I like. We shall see!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone know a good way to find the name of a children's book based on limited information that isn't just googling it in slightly different ways for two hours like I have been doing?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I need something to do in Infinity Nikki but the only things I have to do is things that I don't want to do. We need a way to earn diamonds in endgame. I get why there isn't. Money etc. But I want to play it and... like... can't? The perils of gacha, I guess.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

well that Mario Kart game sure looks like another Mario Kart game

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Someone should make a game where the loot is colour coded, but like green is the best, purple the worst, orange is mid. You know just to mess with people. Why does orange get to be so great all the time? Who made those rules?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

JK Rowling thinks she's the good guy, pictured here sipping liquor and smoking a cigar in her ocean lair like the world's shittest Bond villain.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Finally playing Shin Megami Tensei V. I have nothing to report except I have sweet blue hair and I like the music.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Spotify is down so I'm having to listen to other people at work 😢

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Just ran a search for the new Marina and the Diamonds song on here to see what people thought of it, and the search results were just a load of gay fellas with their lads out.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

So anyway, I guess today is the day I find out whether I have cancer or not. If it turns out I don't have cancer I'm going to get a celebratory bottle of wine and play video games. If it turns out I do have cancer I'm going to have a sad bottle of wine and play video games.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Today it seems a lot of people learned that EA sucks.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

It's annoying how cool Marathon looks and how great the music is only for it to be wasted on yet more tedious live service slop. Someone did amazing work there. It's like hanging the Mona Lisa in a McDonalds.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments