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New breed of crocodile discovered in UK..😂 📹denisIaw

is it the weekend yet?

trying to remember a day where i wasn't mentally and physically exhausted 😅

If you are feeling stressed or sad you could just shut out the world for one minute and give Thumbelina scritches….

Happy friday even though this is from last Friday and I forgot to be slutty and post on this silly little app :)

Demi Moore is officially a first-time #Oscar  nominee.

well it's a bit chilly on the willy today 🥶

Waking up without a hangover on new years day 🍾 #winning #NYD2025

Happy New Year!!! 🎊🍾

got drunk again. BUT manage to take the only decent picture of me last night 🙋🏻‍♂️

Last night 💃🏻

ngl I've been hanging out of my arsehole all day with the fucker of a hangover and my dumbass is still going out tonight as well 😅

I feel like the older I get, Christmas just becomes one big chore.

Being gay is exhausting. What do you mean I'm bringing 12 pairs of underwear and my cosmestic drawer for a 6-day trip.

Ew.

content.

someone come to see wicked with me 🥹

Sleepy babes on the late night train

kinda just want to cuddle up to someone and kinda also want to have someone crush my head with their thighs.

Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones

I hate waiting around. I'm such an impatient fucker. BE.ON.TIME. that's all i ask ☺️

Durham looking pretty and autumnal the other day 🍂

posting this again as my legs look good here 💪🏻

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This would fix me rn

can we just skip to spring and summer? this ice cold weather isn't a vibe.