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submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Apple has this horrible monstrosity of a hamburger as the poster for The Founder. Look at those onions ! wtf is going on here

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

13 year old daughter learning chords on the same guitar I learned on at 13

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

a cool maneuver is to always buy 3 tickets to any big show/event on Ticketmaster, then sell the 2 on stub hub.... keeping the middle one for yourself, and then attend the event and refuse to move.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

There's a bigger conversation here about how capitalism has turned people into soulless vessels who morph human suffering into a commodity but the real point I'm trying to make here is if you created these thumbnails and videos you should have your head blown smoove off

submitted 32 days ago • 50 comments

Here’s a wild idea. How about don’t put that stuff in there ?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

a couple days ago I was on zero sleep and in the burger place drive-thru I said very earnestly to the guy “hey can you give me some ketchup because I don’t have any on me” and now my wife won’t stop saying it for the rest of my life.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

pretty great that they gave this affliction a name that the afflicted are completely unable to pronounce

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

sitting in the dark

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

I still think about him

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

found this today pretty good

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

A message for my hater

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

I hate that they make us do this ourselves

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Going to the gym so I can eat all of these with confidence

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

There’s a steel shipping container in Saint Denis - and if you hide in there, cops will just climb in one by one and you can stack em high. I made it to 45 dead cops.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Plato's allegory of the goon cave

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Fixed it

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments