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Poisons: sugar, caffeine, nicotine and alcohol. Mental Illness: schizophrenia. schizophrenia symptoms: mishearing everyday talk and Thoughts consisting of the most damaging shite a person can hear. Constitution: Runs hot and cold like a buggered boiler.
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You receive a call on your phone. The caller says they're from your bank and they're calling about a suspected fraudulent payment. "Oh yeah," you think. Obvious scam, right? The caller says "I'll send you an in-app notification to prove I'm calling from your bank." 🧵 1/4

Why not take a (mental) wander around Space Fleet H.Q., from the pages of the original Dan Dare, as depicted by the masterly Graham Bleathman? Magical. Absolutely magical.

i so read that as the truck puking and ill. if only i could draw...

Have to take my truck to the doctor on Monday and I'm terrified I've fucked it up again. I feel like I'm gonna puke

Five years ago, the incredibly kind and generous Mike Hobbs gave me this bottle of fizz. After his early demise, I was unable to find an event to celebrate worthy of cracking this bottle. When Mike first came to Lard Island, we played Chain of Command. The release of v2 seems like the moment.

While it's true that the average american has less than 3 friends who are willing to pick you up from LAX, you must remember that an AI friend will never pick you up from LAX

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MerMay day 1 from yesterday, observing Beltane. #mermay #beltane #watercolor

always had trouble with the endgames. it's like an open ended grind with no more objectives other than those you set yourself. i have fulfilled the mission, i'll just switch off now. find that a hard pill to swallow. NOW women, thats a totally different beast entirely.

#FindAlfie #Churchdown #MissingPets #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky SHARE SHARE SHARE!! Let's make Alfie too hot to handle so he is returned!!

See how mumquat just ruins everything.... I was having a great roll till she turned up!!! Anyway, I was doing a decent #dailyroll on my FAB #hedgewatch. On with the day and search for snacks. Hehehehemeow!

People on train encouraging each other not to order books from Amazon but from AbeBooks (which happens to be owned by Amazon). Thereby reminding me to go directly to the booksellers rather than through AbeBooks.

Revisiting Core Space. The crew of the Scandinavia 101 have docked at yet another spaceport, and as usual try and grab everything that isn't nailed down.

This is Arang and Aro. Aro is giving them the ol' razzle dazzle, and Arang is giving nothing at all. 12/10

Still recovering, so not sure if I will make Carronade wargames show If I do, I'll be the bearded older bloke with the rucksack, hair's going a bit, carrying a few extra pounds You can't miss me

24°c today so Gizmo is staying out of the sun - the bright day still lights him up nicely but with his fur coat he’s not keen on it being this warm! 😸😸🦁🦁 #WhiskersWednesday #teamfloof #CatsOfBluesky

What’s a line delivery you think about a lot? (descriptive) a golgothan in the (slightly) heretical movie Dogma, walks into a bar. 1. the delivery of the description and origin of the golgothan is perfect all while making a moltov cocktail. 2. it is knocked out by an air freshener, all in mime.💩

What’s a line delivery you think about a lot? youtube.com/clip/Ugkx56u...

#FindAlfie #MissingPets #Churchdown #Hedgewatch Please share worldwide friends ❤️

If you see this, post a witch.

I'd love Penguin. 😍

Hiroshi Kawaguchi retires this week, over 40 years after first joining SEGA. A name you might not know, but 'Hiro' is one of the most important composers in video game music history: Out Run, Hang On, After Burner, Fantasy Zone - a man whose sounds defined an era. x.com/Hiro_H10th/s...

I’ve three lovely spoons available if anyone is interested. Reposts appreciated. Please read Alt for details.

Mr Charlie Foxtrot is a top bloke and gave me a great deal of reassurance and goodwill when I first nervously started out at gaming shows., very much appreciated at the time. Wish him a fab retirement 🙂

Put some paint on the conversions of the Victrix slingers (kit bashed with Gripping Beast Dark Age Warriors). Very happy with the end result, now I have a group of slingers who look like they are part of the German force for Infamy, Infamy.

Continued commission build and paint of a customers' collection of sarissa MDF buildings. Multi level refinery added corrugated iron printed paper.

Take a moment to breath and relax with @vspearson85.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/fkuRW...

😍 #cats

GHOST RIDER

I am once again asking you to look at this picture of Crackers from when he was a mere 7 months old

This is Elias (human) and Bruce (cow) and today they're making cupcakes! Yum.

This is Marshall. He just survived his first bath. Wasn't as bad as he thought. Even got a cool little cape after. 12/10

Continued 40k Praetorian guard commission. Some Krieg style assault troops. 32mm prints.