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Hey does everyone remember when the University of Queensland used Ben Roberts Smith in all their MBA promotional materials and have him a free MBA? I do.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

It's not acceptable for Australia to be allies with the US when they are doing a reenactment of 1930s Germany #auspol @albomp.bsky.social

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

The creator of Vim, Bram Moolenaar, allegedly wrote the entire initial version of Vim using only a magnetized needle and a steady hand to directly manipulate bits on a hard drive. Thus, Vim is pure, made without using any other text editor. #vim

submitted 13 days ago • 13 comments

Criminal negligence and manslaughter running a dinosaur park

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Oh well if enough CEOs say a thing it must be true. I think this is just CEOs saying things they would really like to be true because they think everyone else but them is replaceable

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

submitted 20 days ago • 27 comments

This would be very nice

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus, Jim really hates Angus #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

whan antony green says you've lost before 8:30 without working computers

submitted 19 days ago • 26 comments

Jim Chalmers ears have gotten very big #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

PETER DUTTON HAS LOST HIS SEAT IN PARLIAMENT!! YESSS!! HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE. #AusVotes2025

submitted 19 days ago • 332 comments

"But the pre-polls" is giving this energy! #ausvotes #ausvotes25

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Antony “Peter Dick is in trouble” - yes! #BinNight #AusVotes25

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Antony Green is back! And he's got data! #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnights

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I think Antony Green just told James McGrath he's out of his mind in his own special Antony Green way #auspol #ausvotes25 #binnight

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

How good is Anthony Green? Everything is going wrong and he's still great #binnight #ausvotes2025 #auspol

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

When he says "agenda that's come out of universities" does he mean research? 🤔 #auspol

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

"talk to your coworkers" is not an approved interaction mode.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The Melbourne Storm are one of the dirtiest cowardly teams in the NRL. They claim they were unfairly punished for cheating the salary cap by $3m and should get the stripped titles back. They gave us the grapple tackles. Now funding and bending over for neo-nazis. The Storm stink. #nrl

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

The Melbourne Storm are a bunch of cowards

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The far-right stunts disrupting the campaign are highly coordinated among a network of fascists and neo-Nazis who are already well known to each other. www.theage.com.au/national/pri...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The biggest cost in software development was never writing the code in the first place, it was always in maintenance and making changes without breaking other things.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Dutton thinks "my Dad nearly died in a Porsche hot lap" is the same as "my mum was a single parent pensioner in social housing" #auspol

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments